Strephon, who heard the fuming rill As from a mossy cliff distil, Cry'd out, "Ye Gods! what sound is this? "Can Chloe, heav'nly Chloe! But when he smelt a noisome steam, As sov'reign med'cines for the loins) 175 180 He found her, while the scent increas'd, 185 As mortal as himself at least: But soon with like occasions prest, He boldly sent his hand in quest (Inspir'd with courage from his bride) To reach the pot on t'other side, 190 And as he fill'd the reeking vase, Adieu to ravishing delights, High raptures and romantic flights; 200 *Vide Scbol. Salern. Rules of Health, written by the School of Salernum. Mingere cum bumbis res est saluberrima lumbis. To silver meads and shady bow'rs Fair Decency! celestial maid! To see some radiant nymph appear 205 210 215 220 225 230 But ere you sell yourself to laughter, O Strephon! ere that fatal day 235 On what you saw, and what you smelt Authorities, both old and recent, Direct that women must be decent, 250 If virtue, as some writers pretend, be that which preduces happiness, it must be granted, that to practise decency is a moral obligation; and if virtue consists in obedience to a law, as the nuptial laws enjoin both parties to avoid offence, decency will still be duty, and the breach of it will incur some degree of guilt. Hawkes. Unjustly all our nymphs complain Their empire holds so short a reign; Is after marriage lost so soon, It hardly holds the honey-moon; For if they keep not what they caught, 'They take possession of the crown, Those arts by which at first they gain it, 255 260 265 All other methods but the true. 270 Some try to learn polite behaviour, By reading books against their Saviour; On ev'ry natural defect; Some shew they never want explaining 275 To comprehend a double meaning. 280 From yonder puppet-man inquire, 285 But view them litter'd on the floor, Punch is exactly of a piece With Lorrain's Duke and Prince of Greece *. A prudent builder should forecast 290 Rash Mortals! ere you take a wife, On sense and wit your passion found, By decency cemented round. 302 Let prudence, with good nature, strive To keep esteem and love alive; 310 For the same reason many an handsome wife is neglected for an homely mistress, who better knows her interest, and considers love as her trade. Hawkes.. |