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MCCII ADO ABOUT NOTHING.

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count John's mouth, and hall count John's melancholy in scignior Benedick's face,

Deut. With a good leg, and a good foot, uncle, and money enough in his purse, such a man would win any woman in the world, --if he could get her good will.

Leon. By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a husband, if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue.

Int. In faith, she is too curst.

Beut. Too curst is more than curst: I shall lessen God's sending that way: for it is said, God sends a Curst cor short horns; but to a cow too curst he sends none.

Leon. So, by being too curst, God will send you no homs. Beat. Just, if he send me no husband for the

: which blessing, I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening : Jord! I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face; I had rather lie in the woollen.

Lron. You may light upon a husband that hath no beard.

Brut. What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel, and make him my waiting gentlewoman? Ile that hath a beard, is more than a youth; and he that hath no beard, is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth, is not for me, and he that is less 1 ገ , than a man, I am not for him. Therefore I will even tihe sixpence in carnest of the bear-herd, and lead his

apes into bell.

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Lcon. Pell, then, go vou into hell?

Beut. Vo; but to the gate; and there will the devil meet me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and sav. Get you to huren, Beatrice, get you to heaven ; here's no place for you maids : so deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the heavens; he show's me where the bachelor's sit, and there live we as merry as the day is long.

Int. Well, niece, [To Hero.] I trust you will be ruled by your father.

Deat. Yes, faith; it is my cousin's duty to make

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courtesy, and say, Father, as it please you :— but yet for all that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow, or else make another courtesy, and say, Father, as it please me.

Leon. Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.

Beat. Not till God make men of some other metal than earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be overmastered with a piece of valiant dust? To make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl ? No, uncle, I'll none : Adam's sons are my brethren; and truly, I hold it a sin to match in my kindred. Leon. Daughter, remember what I told you ; if the

; prince do solicit you in that kind, you know your answer.

Beat. The fault will be in the music, cousin, if you be not wooed in good time: if the prince be too important, tell him, there is measure in every thing, and so dance out the answer. For hear me, Hero; wooing, wedding, and repenting, is as a Scotch jig, a measure, and a cinque-pace; the first suit is hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig, and full as fantastical ; the wedding, mannerly-modest

, as a measure full of state and ancientry; and then comes repentance, and, with his bad legs, falls into the cinque-pace faster and faster, till he sink into his grave.

Leon. Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly.

Beat. I have a good eye, uncle ; I can see a church by day-light.

Leon. The revellers are entering ; brother, make good room.

Enter Don PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, BALTHAZAR;

Don John, BORACHIO, MARGARET, URSULA, and others masked.

D. Pedro. Lady, will you walk about with your friend ?

1 Importunate. 2 A measure, in old language, besides its ordinary meaning, signified also a dance.

Hero. So you walk softly, and look sweetly, and say nothing, I am yours for the walk; and, especially, when I walk away.

D. Pedro. With me in your company?
Hero. I may say so, when I please.
D. Pedro. And when please you to say so?

Hero. When I like your favor; for God defend, the lute should be like the case !

D. Pedro. My visor is Philemon's roof; within the house is Jove.?

Hero. Why, then, your visor should be thatched.
D. Pedro. Speak low, if you speak love.

[Takes her aside. Bene. Well, I would you did like me.

Marg. So would not 1, for your own sake; for 1 have many ill qualities.

Bene. Which is one ?
Marg. I say my prayers aloud.

Bene. I love you the better; the hearers may cry,
Amen.

Marg. God match me with a good dancer!
Balth. Amen.

Marg. And God keep him out of my sight, when the dance is done!-Answer, clerk.

Balth. No more words; the clerk is answered.

Urs. I know you well enough; you are seignior
Antonio.

Ant. At a word, I am not.
Urs. I know you by the waggling of your head.
Ant. To tell you true, I counterfeit him.

Urs. You could never do him so ill-well, unless you were the very man: here's his dry hand up and down; you are he, you are he.

Ant. At a word I am not.

Urs. Come, come; do you think I do not know you by your excellent wit? Can virtue hide itself? Go to, mum, you are he; graces will appear, and there's an end.

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| Alluding to the fable of Baucis and Philemon in Ovid.

Beat. Will you not tell me who told you so ?
Bene. No, you shall pardon me.
Beut. Nor will you not tell me who you are ?
Bene. Not now.

Beat. That I was disdainful,—and that I had my good wit out of the Hundred merry Tales ; Well, this was seignior Benedick that said so.

Bene. What's he?
Beat. I am sure, you know him well enough.
Bene. Not I, believe me.
Beat. Did he never make you laugh?
Bene. I pray you, what is he?

Beat. Why, he is the prince's jester; a very dull fool; only his gift is in devising impossible slanders: none but libertines delight in him; and the commendation is not in his wit, but in his villany; for he both pleaseth men, and angers them, and then they laugh at him, and beat him: I am sure he is in the fleet: I would he had boarded me.

Bene. When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him

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Beat. Do, do: he'll but break a comparison or two on me; which, peradventure, not marked, or not laughed at, strikes him into melancholy; and then there's a partridge wing saved, for the fool will eat no supper that night.

[Music within. We must follow the leaders.

Bene. In every good thing.

Beat. Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them at the next turning.

[Dance. Then exeunt all but Don John,

Borachio, and CLAUDIO. D. John. Sure my brother is amorous on Hero, and hath withdrawn her father to break with him about it: the ladies follow her, and but one visor remains.

1 This was a term for a jest-book in Shakspeare's time, from a popular collection of that name, about which the commentators were much puzzled, until a large fragment was discovered in 1815, by the Rev. J. Conybeare, Professor of Poetry in Oxford.

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Bora. And that is Claudio: I know him by his bearing.

D. John. Are not you seignior Benedick?
Claud. You know me well; I am he.

D. John. Seignior, you are very near my brother in his love: he is enamored on Hero; I pray you, dissuade him from her; she is no equal for his birth : you may do the part of an honest man in it.

Claud. How know you he loves her?
D. John. I heard him swear his affection.

Bora. So did I too; and he swore he would marry
her to-night.
D. John. Come, let us to the banquet.

[Exeunt Don John and BORACHIO.
Claud. Thus answer I in name of Benedick,
But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio.
'Tis certain so ;-the prince wooes for himself.
Friendship is constant in all other things,
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore, all hearts in love use their own tongues,
Let erery eye negotiate for itself,
And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch,
Against whose charms faith melteth into blood.
This is an accident of hourly proof,
Which I mistrusted not: farewell, therefore, Hero!

Re-enter BENEDICK.
Bene. Count Claudio ?
Claud. Yea, the same.
Bene. Come, will you go with me?
Claud. Whither?

Bene. Even to the next willow, about your own
business, count. What fashion will you wear the
land of? About your neck, like an usurer's chain? or
under your arm, like a lieutenant's scarf? You must
wear it one way, for the prince hath got your Hero.

Claud. I wish him joy of her.

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1 Blood signifies amorous heat or passion.

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