Care. Hum, what is it?

Brisk. O, mon cœur! What is 't? Nay, gad I'll punish you for want of apprehension:-the deuce take me if I tell you.

Mel. No, no, hang him, he has no taste-But, dear Brisk, excuse me, I have a little business.

Care. Pr'y thee get thee gone: thou seest we are serious.

Mel. We'll come immediately if you 'll but go in, and keep up good humour and sense in the company : Pr'y thee do they 'll fall asleep else.

Brisk. 'Egad, so they will-Well, I will, I will, 'egad, you shall command me from the zenith to the nadir. -But the deuce take me if I say a good thing till you come. But, pr'y thee, dear rogus, make haste, pr'y thee make haste, I shall burst elst.-And yonder your uncle, my Lord Touchwood, sweatsh disinherit you, and Sir Paul Plyant threate

you

claim for a son-in-law, and my Lord Fauh mat Idance at your wedding to-morrow; or, bu seve take me, I won't write your epitudtam

see what a condition you are like to over ty. Mel. Well, I'll speak but three wolland khoa

you.

Brisk. Enough, enough. Careless, por ou

prehension along with you.

Care. Pert coxcomb.

Mel. 'Faith, 't is a good-natured és qu'a,

very entertaining follies

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to him; at this juncture it will too

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tell you, I would have mirth continued this day at any rate; though patience purchase folly, and attention be paid with noise. There are times when sense may be unseasonable, as well as truth. Pr'y thee do thou wear none to-day, but allow Brisk to have wit, that thou mayst seem a fool.

Care. Why, how now? Why this extravagant proposition?

Mel. O, I would have no room for serious design, for I am jealous of a plot. I would have noise and impertinence keep my Lady Touchwood's head from working: for hell is not more busy than her brain, nor contains more devils than that imaginations.

Care. I thought your fear of her had been over.Is not to-morrow appointed for your marriage with Cynthia, and her father Sir Paul Plyant come to settle the writings this day, on purpose?

Mel. True; but you shall judge whether I have not reason to be alarmed. None besides you and Maskwell are acquainted with the secret of my aunt Touchwood's violent passion for me. Since my first refusal of her addresses, she has endeavoured to do me all the ill offices with my uncle; yet has managed them with that subtilty, that to him they have borne the face of kindness, while her malice, like a dark lanthorn, only shone upon me, where it was directed. Still it gave me less perplexity to prevent the success of her displeasure, than to avoid the importunities of her love; and of two evils, I thought myself favoured in her aversion: but whether urged by her despair, and the short prospect of time she saw, to

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accomplish her designs: whether the hopes of revenge or of her love, terminated in the view of this my mar riage with Cynthia, I know not; but this morning she surprized me in my bed.

Care. Was there ever such a fury! 'Tis well na ture has not put it into her sex's power to ravish.. Well, bless us! proceed. What followed?

Mel. What at first amazed me; for I looked to have seen her in all the transports of a slighted and revengeful woman; but when I expected thunder

I saw her

from her voice, and lightning in her eyes, melted into tears, and hushed into a sigh.

It was

long before either of us spoke, passion had tied her tongue, and amazement mine. In short, the consequence was thus: she omitted nothing that the most violent love could urge, or tender words express; which when she saw had no effect (but still I pleaded honour, and nearness of blood to my uncle) then the storm I feared at first; for, starting from my bedside like a fury, she flew to my sword, and with much ado I prevented her doing me or herself a mischief:

came

having disarmed her, in a gust of passion she left me, and, in a resolution, confirmed by a thousand curses, not to close her eyes till they had seen

my ruin.

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she think that thou hast

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will be a pleasure to yourself; I must get you to engage my Lady Plyant all this evening, that my pious aunt may not work her to her interest. And if you chance to secure her to yourself, you may incline her to mine. She is handsome, and knows it; is very silly, and thinks she has sense, and has an old fond husband.

Care. I confess a very fair foundation for a lover to build upon.

Mel. For my Lord Froth, he and his wife will be sufficiently taken up with admiring one another, and Brisk's gallantry, as they call it. I'll observe my uncle myself; and Jack Maskwell has promised me to watch my aunt narrowly, and give me notice upon any suspicion. As for Sir Paul, my wise father-in-law that is to be, my dear Cynthia has such a share in his fatherly fondness, he would scarce make her a moment uneasy, to have her happy hereafter.

Care. So, you have manned your works; but I wish you may not have the weakest guard where the enemy is strongest.

Mel. Maskwell, you mean; pr'y thee why should you suspect him?

Care. Faith, I cannot help it; you know I never liked him; I am a little superstitious in physiognomy. Mel. He has obligations of gratitude to bind him to me; his dependence upon my uncle is through my

means.

Care. Upon your aunt, you mean.
Mel. My aunt!

Care. I am mistaken if there be not a familiarity between them you do not suspect, notwithstanding her passion for you.

Mel. Pooh, pooh, nothing in the world but his design to do me service; and he endeavours to be well in her esteem, that he may be able to effect it.

Care. Well, I shall be glad to be mistaken; but your aunt's aversion in her revenge cannot be any way so effectually shean, as in bringing forth a child to disinherit you. She is handsome and cunning, and naturally wanton. Maskwell is fesh and blood at best, and opportunities between them are frequent. His affection to you, you have confessed, is grounded apon his interest, that you have transplanted; and, .50uid it take root in my lady, I do not see what you can expå from the init.

Mel. I confess the consertence is ridible, were your capes -But see, the company is broke aça

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