Much good do it unto thy gentle heart! Come, tailor, let us see these ornaments; Enter Haberdasher. Lay forth the gown.-What news with you, sir? A knack, a toy, a trick, a baby's cap; Kath. I'll have no bigger; this doth fit the time, That will not be in haste. [Aside. Pet. Why, thou say'st true; it is a paltry cap, I love thee well, in that thou lik'st it not. Kath. Love me, or love me not, I like the cap; Pet. Thy gown? why, ay:-Come, tailor, let us see't. Tai. You bid me make it orderly and well, Pet. Proceed. Tai. With a small compassed cape; Gru. Error i'the bill, sir; error i'the bill. I commanded the sleeves should be cut out, and sewed up again; and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble. Tai. This is true, that I say; an I had thee in place where, thou shouldst know it. Gru. I am for thee straight: take thou the bill, give me thy mete-yard, and spare not me. Hor. God-a-mercy, Grumio! then he shall have no odds. Pet. Well, sir, in brief, the gown is not for me. Pet, Why, sir, what's your conceit in that? Pet. Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor paid:- [Exit Tailor. Pet. Marry, and did; but if you be remembered, Pet. O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail, Grumio gave order how it should be done. Gru. I gave him no order, I gave him the stuff. Gru. Face not me: thou hast braved many men; brave not me; I will neither be faced nor braved. say unto thee,-I bid thy master cut out the gown; but I did not bid him cut it to pieces: ergo, thou liest. Tai. Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify. Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he say I said so. Gru. Master, if ever I said loose-bodied gown, sew me in the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread: I said, a gown. Kath. I dare assure you, sir, 'tis almost two; Hor. Why, so! this gallant will command the sun. SCENE IV. Padua. Before Baptista's House. Tra. Sir, this is the house; Please it you, that I call? Tra. 'Tis well; And hold your own, in any case, with such Enter Biondello. Ped. I warrant you: But, sir, here comes your boy; 'Twere good he were school'd. Tra. Fear you not him. Sirrah, Biondello, Bion. Tut! fear not me. Tra. But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista? Fra. Thou'rt a tall fellow; hold thee that to drink. Sir, by your leave: having come to Padua To have him match'd; and,-if you please to like Bap. Sir, pardon me in what I have to say;- [best, Bap. Not in my house, Lucentio; for, you know, Pitchers have ears, and I have many servants : Besides, old Gremio is heark'ning still; And, happily, we might be interrupted. Tra. Then at my lodging, an it like you, sir: There doth my father lie; and there, this night, We'll pass the business privately and well: Send for your daughter by your servant here, My boy shall fetch the scrivener presently. The worst is this, that at so slender warning, You're like to have a thin and slender pittance. Bap. It likes me well: -Cambio, hie you home, And bid Bianca make her ready straight; And, if you will, tell what hath happened: Lucentio's father is arriv'd in Padua, And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife. Luc. I pray the gods she may, with all my heart! Tra. Dally not with the gods, but get thee gone. Signior Baptista, shall I lead the way? Welcome! one mess is like to be your cheer: Come, sir; we'll better it in Pisa. Bap. I follow yon. [Exeunt Tranio, Pedant, and Baptista. Bion. Cambio.Luc. What say'st thou, Biondello? Bion. You saw my master wink and laugh upon you? Luc. Biondello, what of that? Bion. 'Faith, nothing; but he has left me here behind, to expound the meaning or moral of his signs and tokens. Luc. I pray thee, moralize them. Pet. I say, it is the moon that shines so bright. Kath. I know, it is the sun that shines so bright. Pet. Now, by my mother's son, and that's myself, It shall be moon, or star, or what I list, Or ere I journey to your father's houseGo on, and fetch our horses back again.Evermore cross'd, and cross'd; nothing but cross'd! Hor. Say as he says, or we shall never go. Kath. Forward, I pray, since we have come so far, And be it moon, or sun, or what you please: And if you please to call it a rush candle, Henceforth I vow it shall be so for me. I know it is. Pet. I say, it is the moon. Kath. Pet. Nay, then you lie; it is the blessed sun. Kath. Then, God be bless'd, it is the blessed sun :But sun it is not, when you say it is not; And the moon changes, even as your mind. What you will have it nam'd, even that it is; And so it shall be so, for Katharine. Hor. Petruchio, go thy ways; the field is won. Pet. Well, forward, forward: thus the bowl should And not unluckily against the bias.-But soft; what company is coming here? [run, Enter Vincentio, in a travelling Dress. Good morrow, gentle mistress: Where away?[To Vincentio. Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too, man of him. Kath. Young budding virgin, fair, and fresh, and Whither away; or where is thy abode ? Happy the parents of so fair a child; Happier the man, whom favourable stars Allot thee for his lovely bed-fellow ! [mad: Pet. Why, how now, Kate! I hope thou art not This is a man, old, wrinkled, faded, wither'd; And not a maiden, as thou say 'st he is. Kath. Pardon, old father, my mistaking eyes, That have been so bedazzled with the sun, That every thing I look on seemeth green; Now I perceive, thou art a reverend father; Pardon, I pray thee, for my mad mistaking. Pet. Do, good old grandsire; and, withal, make known Which way thou travellest: if along with us, We shall be joyful of thy company. Vin. Fair sir,and you my merry mistress,That with your strange encounter much amaz'd me; Bion. Then thus. Baptista is safe, talking with My name is call'd--Vincentio; my dwelling-Pisa; the deceiving father of a deceitful son. Luc. And what of him? Bion. His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper. Luc. And then? And bound I am to Padua; there to visit A son of mine, which long I have not seen. Lucentio, gentle sir. Pet. Happily met; the happier for thy son. Bion. The old priest at saint Luke's church is at And now by law, as well as reverend age, your command at all hours. Luc. And what of all this? Bion. I cannot tell; except they are busied about a counterfeit assurance: Take you assurance of her, cum privilegio ad imprimendum solum to the church; -take the priest, clerk, and some sufficient honest witnesses: If this be not that you look for, I have no more to say, But, bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day. [Going. Luc. Hear'st thou, Biondello ? Bion. I cannot tarry: I knew a wench married in an afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff a rabbit; and so may you, sir, and so adieu, sir. My master hath appointed me to go to saint Luke's, to bid the priest be ready to come against you come with your appendix. [Exit. Luc. I may, and will, if she be so contented: She will be pleas'd, then wherefore should I doubt! Hap what hap may, I'll roundly go about her; It shall go hard, if Cambio go without her. [Exit. I may entitle thee-my loving father; Hor. I do assure thee, father, so it is. [Exeunt Petruchio, Katharina, and Vincentio. Hor. Well, Petruchio, this hath put me in beart. Have to my widow; and if she be froward, Then hast thou taught Hortensio to be untoward. [Exit. ACT V. SCENE I. Padua. Before Lucentio's House. Enter on one side Biondello, Lucentio, and Bianca; Gremio walking on the other side. Bion. Softly and swiftly, sir; for the priest is Luc. 1 fly, Biondello: but they may chance to need thee at home, therefore leave us. Bap. You mistake, sir; you mistake, sir: Pray, what do you think is his name! Vin. His name? as if I knew not his name! I have and his name is-Tranio. brought him up ever since he was three years old, Ped. Away, away, mad ass! his name is Lucentio ! ready.and he is mine only son, and heir to the lands of me signior Vincentio. Bion. Nay, faith, I'll see the church o'your back; and then come back to my master as soon as I can. [Exeunt Lucentio, Bianca, and Biondello. Gre. I marvel, Cambio comes not all this while. Enter Petruchio, Katharina, Vincentio, and Attendants. Pet. Sir, here's the door, this is Lucentio's house, My father's bears more towards the market-place; Thither must I, and here I leave you, sir. Vin. You shall not choose but drink before you go; I think, I shall command your welcome here, And, by all likelihood, some cheer is toward. [Knocks. Gre. They're busy within, you were best knock louder. Enter Pedant above, at a Window. Ped. What's he, that knocks as he would beat down the gate? Vin. Is signior Lucentio within, sir? Ped. He's within, sir, but not to be spoken withal. Vin. What if a man bring him a hundred pound or two, to make merry withal? Ped. Keep your hundred pounds to yourself; he shall need none, so long as I live. Pet. Nay, I told you, your son was beloved in Padua.-Do you hear, sir?-to leave frivolous circumstances, pray you, tell signior Lucentio, that his father is come from Pisa, and is here at the door to speak with him. Ped. Thou liest; his father is come from Pisa, and here looking out at the window. Vin. Art thou his father? Ped. Ay, sir; so his mother says, if I may believe her. Pet. Why, how now, gentleman! [To Vincen.] why, this is flat knavery, to take upon you another man's name. Ped. Lay hands on the villain; I believe a'means to cozen somebody in this city under my countenance. Re-enter Biondello. Bion. I have seen them in the church together; God send 'em good shipping!-But who is here? mine old master, Vincentio? now we are undone, and brought to nothing. [Seeing Bion. Vin. Come hither, crack-hemp. Bion. I hope, I may choose, sir. Vin. Come hither, you rogue; What, have you forgot me ? Bion. Forgot you? no, sir: I could not forget you, for I never saw you before in all my life. Vin. What, you notorious villain, didst thou never see thy master's father, Vincentio ? Bion. What, my old, worshipful old master? yes, marry, sir; see where he looks out of the window. Vin. Is't so, indeed? [Beats Biondello. Bion. Help, help, help! here's a madman will murder me, [Exit. Ped. Help, son! help, Signior Baptista! [Exit from the Window. Pet. Pr'ythee, Kate, let's stand aside, and see the end of this controversy. [They retire. Re-enter Pedant below; Baptista, Trauio, and Servants. Tra. Sir, what are you, that offer to beat my servant? Vin. What am I, sir? nay, what are you, sir?-0 immortal gods! O fine villain! A silken doublet! a velvet hose! a scarlet cloak! and a copatain hat!O, I am undone! I am undone while I play the good husband at home, my son and my servant spend all at the university. Tra. How now! what's the matter? Tra. Sir, you seem a sober ancient gentleman by your habit, but your words show you a maiman: Why, sir, what concerns it you, if I wear pearl and gold? I thank my good father, I am able to main tain it. Vin. Thy father? O, villain! he is a sail-maker in Bergamo. Vin. Lucentio! O, he hath murdered his master!Lay hold on him, I charge you, in the duke's name :O, my son, my son !-tell me, thou villain, where is my son Lucentio? Tra. Call forth an officer [Enter one with an Officer]: carry this mad knave to the gaol:-Father Baptista, I charge you, see that he be forthcoming. Vin. Carry me to the gaol! Gre. Stay, officer; he shall not go to prison. Bap. Talk not, signior Gremio ; I say, he shall go to prison. Gre. Take heed, signior Baptista, lest you be coney-catched in this business; I dare swear, this is the right Vincentio. Ped. Swear, if thou darest. Gra. Nay, I dare not swear it. Tra. Then thou wert best say, that I am not Lucentio. Gre. Yes, I know thee to be signior Lucentio. Bap. Away with the dotard; to the gaol with him. Vin. Thus strangers may be haled and abus'd:-0 monstrous villain! Re-enter Biondello, with Lucentio and Bianca. him, fors wear him, or else we are all undone." Bion. O, we are spoiled, and-Yonder he is; deny Luc. Pardon, sweet father. [Kneeling. Lives my sweetest son? [Biondello, Tranio, and Pedant run out. Bian. Pardon, dear father. [Kneeling. Bap. How hast thou offended ? Where is Lucentio ? Luc. Here is Lucentio, Gre. Here's packing, with a witness, to deceive us all! Vin. Where is that damn'd villain, Tranio, That fac'd and brav'd me in this matter so ? Bap. Why, tell me, is not this my Cambio ? Bian. Cambio is chang'd into Lucentio. Luc. Love wrought these miracles. Bianca's love Made me exchange my state with Tranio, While he did bear my countenance in the town; And happily I have arriv'd at last Unto the wished haven of my bliss:What Tranio did, myself enforc'd him to; Then pardon him, sweet father, for my sake. Vin. I'll slit the villain's nose, that would have sent me to the gaol. Bap. But do you hear, sir? [To Lucentio] Have you married my daughter without asking my good will? Vin. Fear not, Baptista; we will content you, go to. But I will in, to be revenged for this villany. [Exit. Bap. And I, to sound the depth of this kuavery. [Exit. Luc. Look not pale, Bianca; thy father will not frown. [Exeunt Lucentio and Bianca. Gre. My cake is dough: But I'll in among the rest. Out of hope of al!,-but my share of the feast. [Exit. Petruchio and Katharina advance. Kath. Husband, let's follow, to see the end of this Pet. First kiss me, Kate, and we will. [ado. Kath. What, in the midst of the street? Pet. What, art thou ashamed of me? Kath. No, sir; God forbid but ashamed to kiss. Pet. Why, then let's home again :-Come, sirrah, [love, stay. let's away. Kath. Nay, I will give thee a kiss: now pray thee, Pet. Is not this well?-Come, my sweet Kate; Better once than never, for never too late. [Exeunt. My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome, [They sit at Table. true. Hor. To her, widow ! Pet. A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down. Pet. Spoke like an officer:-Ha' to thee, lad. Bap. How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks? Bian. Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush, I am afraid, sir, Now where's my wife? What? [Exit Grumio. Pet. Bap. Now, by my holidame, here comes Katharina! Re-enter Katharina, with Bianca and Widow. [Exeunt Bianca, Katharina, and Widow. Pet. She hath prevented me.-Here, signior Tranio, This bird you aim'd at, though you hit her not: Therefore, a health to all that shot and miss'd. Tra. O, sir, Lucentio slipp'd me like his grey-Till hound, Which runs himself, and catches for his master. Pet. A good swift simile, but something currish. I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all. Pet. Well, I say-no: and, therefore, for assurance, Pet. Twenty crowns! Twenty crowns. I'll venture so much on my hawk, or hound, Pet. Content. Hor. Who shall begin? A match; 'tis done. That will I. Go, Biondello, bid your mistress come to me. Bion. I go. [Exit. Bap. Son, I will be your half, Bianca comes. [Kath. pulls off her Cap, and throws it down. women And dart not scornful glances from those eyes, A woman mov'd, is like a fountain troubled, Too little payment for so great a debt. To offer war, where they should kneel for peace; That seeming to be most, which we least are. My hand is ready, may it do him ease. Pet. Why, there's a wench!-Come on, and kiss Luc. Well, go thy ways, old lad; for thou shalt We three are married, but you two are sped. Luc. "Tis a wonder, by your leave, she will be ACT I. SCENE I. Sicilia. An Antechamber in Leontes' Palace. Enter Camillo and Archidamus. Arch. IF you shall chance, Camillo, to visit Bohemia, on the like occasion whereon my services are now on foot, you shall see, as I have said, great difference betwixt our Bohemia and your Sicilia. Cam. I think, this coming summer, the king of Sicilia means to pay Bohemia the visitation which he justly owes him. Arch. Wherein our entertainment shall shame us, we will be justified in our loves: for, indeed,Cam. 'Beseech you, Arch. Verily, I speak it in the freedom of my knowledge: we cannot with such magnificence-in so rare-I know not what to say.We will give you sleepy drinks; that your senses, unintelligent of our insufficience, may, though they cannot praise us, as little accuse us. Cam. You pay a great deal too dear, for what's given freely. Arch. Believe me, I speak as my understanding instructs me, and as mine honesty puts it to utterance. malice, or matter, to alter it. You have an unspeakable comfort of your young prince Mamillius; it is a gentleman of the greatest promise, that ever came into my note. Cam. I very well agree with you in the hopes of him it is a gallant child; one that, indeed, physics the subject, makes old hearts fresh: they, that went on crutches ere he was born, desire yet their life, to see him a man. Arch. Would they else be content to die? Cam. Yes; if there were no other excuse why they should desire to live. Arch. If the king had no son, they would desire to live on crutches till he had one. [Exeunt. The same. SCENE II. A Room of State in the Palace. Pol. Nine changes of the wat'ry star have been Go hence in debt: And therefore, like a cipher, Cam. Sicilia cannot show himself over kind to Bo-Yet standing in rich place, I multiply, hemia. They were trained together in their child- With one we-thank-you, many thousands more hoods; and there rooted betwixt them then such an That go before it. affection, which cannot choose but branch now. Leon. Since their more mature dignities, and royal necessities, made separation of their society, their encounters, though not personal, have been royally attornied, with interchange of gifts, letters, loving embassies; that they have seemed to be together, though absent; shook hands, as over a vast; and embraced, as it were, from the ends of opposed winds. The heavens continue their loves! Arch. I think, there is not in the world either Stay your thanks awhile; Leon. |