Alas, alas, that ever love was sin! Fair Venus gave me fire, and sprightly grace, But to my tale: A month scarce pass'd away, My goods and chattels, money, house, and land: He proved a rebel to my sovereign will: And knew full well to raise my voice on high; And would be so, in spite of all he swore. My spouse (who was, you know, to learning bred) A certain treatise oft at evening read, Where divers authors (whom the devil confound And many more than sure the Church approves. Men should stand mark'd with far more wickedness Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies, And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise. Those play the scholars who can't play the men, And use that weapon which they have, their pen; When old, and past the relish of delight, It chanced my husband, on a winter's night, He read how Arius to his friend complain'd, On which three wives successively had twined Where grows this plant, (replied the friend,) oh, where Give me some slip of this most blissful tree, And in my garden planted shall it be. Then how two wives their lords' destruction prove, Through hatred one, and one through too much love; That for her husband mix'd a poisonous draught, And this for lust an amorous philtre bought: The nimble juice soon seized his giddy head, Frantic at night, and in the morning dead. How some with swords their sleeping lords have slain. And some have hammer'd nails into their brain, And some have drench'd them with a deadly potion; All this he read, and read with great devotion. Long time I heard, and swell'd, and blush'd, and But when no end of these vile tales I found, Yet I forgive thee-take my last embrace- I condescended to be pleased at last. That rest they wish'd for, grant them in the grave, |