A fine dinner was dress’d, both for him and his guests; He was placed at the table above all the rest, In a rich chair or bed, lined with fine crimson red, With a rich golden canopy over his head : As he sat at his meat the music play'd sweet, With the choicest of singing, his joys to complete. While the tinker did dine, he had plenty of wine, snore, Then the duke did ordain, they should strip him amain, And restore him his old leather garments again : 'Twas a point next the worst, yet perform it they must, And they carried him straight where they found him at first; Then he slept all the night, as indeed well be might; But when he did waken his joys took their flight. For his glory to him so pleasant did seem, he sought For a pardon, as fearing he'd set him at nought; But his highness he said, “Thou’rt a jolly bold blade, Such a frolic before I think never was play'd.' Then his highness bespoke him a new sait and cloke, Which he gave for the sake of this frolicsome joke; Nay, and five hundred pound, with ten acres of ground: 'Thou shalt never,' said he, 'range the countries round, Crying, Old brass to mend, for I'll be thy good friend, Nay, and Joan thy sweet wife shall my duchess attend.' Then the tinker replied, 'What! must Joan, my sweet bride, Be a lady, in chariots of pleasure to ride? Must we have gold and land ev'ry day at command? Then I shall be a squire, I well understand : Well, I thank your good grace, and your love I embrace; I was never before in so happy a case.' Anonymous. THE ANGLER. All your tackle out look, See that all things be right, For 'tis a very spite Your rod with tops two, For the same will not do And full well you may think, If you troll with a pink, Then basket, neat made By a master in's trade, For none e'er was so vain To wear this to disdain, Next, pouch must not fail, Stuff'd as full as a mail, With wax, cruels, silks, hair, fars, and feathers, To make several Aies For the several skies, The boxes and books For your lines and your hooks, And, though not for strict need notwithstanding, Your scissors, and your hone To adjust your points on, All these being on, 'Tis bigh time we were gone, Down, and upward, that all may have pleasure ; Till, here meeting at night, We shall have the delight The day's not too bright, And the wind hits us right, We have all things at will For to second our skill, Or stream now, or still, A large panier will fill, I dare venture to say 'Twill be a bloody day, And we all shall be weary of killing. Away then, away, We lose sport by delay, If Misfortune do come, We are all gone from home, And a fishing she never can find us. The angler is free From the cares that degree And although we should slay Each a hundred to-day, 'Tis a slaughter needs ne'er be repented. And though we display All our arts to betray Yet both princes and states May, for all our quaint baits, We scratch not our pates, Nor repine at the rates But do frankly submit, Knowing they have more wit Whilst quiet we sit We conclude all things fit, Acquiescing with hearty submission; For, though simple, we know That soft murmurs will grow At the last unto downright sedition. We care not who says, And intends it dispraise, Let him prate, what care we? We're as honest as he, We covet no wealth, But the blessing of health, Such devotion we bring To our God and our king, That from either no offers can win. Whilst we sit and fish We do pray as we wish, For long life to our king James the Second; Honest anglers then may, Or they've very foul play, With the best of good subjects be reckon'd. C. Cotton. |