Sola. I would have staid 'till I had made you merry, If worthier Friends had not prevented me. Anth. Your Worth is very dear in my Regard: I take it your own Business calls on you, Baff. Good Signiors both, when shall we laugh? say when? You grow exceeding strange; must it be fo? Sal. We'll make our Leisures to attend on yours. Sola. My Lord Bassanio, since you have found Anthonia, We two will leave you; but at Dinner Time, I pray you have in mind where we must meet. Baff. I will not fail you. [Exeunt Solar. and Sala. Gra. You look not well, Signior Anthonio; Anth. I hold the World but as the World, Gratiane; Gra. Let me play the Fool With Mirth and Laughter; let old Wrinkles come, With purpose to be drest in an Oponion If they should speak, would almost damn those Ears, Which hearing them, would call their Brothers Fools. I'll tell thee more of this another time: But fish not with this melancholly Bait, Lor. Well, we will leave you then 'till Dinner-time. Gra. Well, keep me Company but two Years more, Baff. Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any Man in all Venice: his Reasons are two Grains of Wheat hid in two Bushels of Chaff; you may seek all Day e'er you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the Search. Anth. Well; tell me now what Lady is the same Baff. 'Tis not unknown to you, Anthonio, And if it stands as you your felf ftill do, Lye all unlock'd to your Occafions. Baff. Baff. In my School-Days, when I had lost one Shaft, Anth. You know me well, and herein spend but Time Baff. In Belmont is a Lady richly left, Nor is the wide World ignorant of her Worth; : Anth. Thou know'st that all my Fortunes are at Sea, Neither have I Mony, nor Commodity VOL. II. F That That shall be rack'd even to the uttermoft, SCENE II. [Exeunt. Belmont. Three Caskets are set out, one of Gold, another of Silver, and another of Lead. Enter Portia and Neriffa. Por. By my Troth, Neriffa, my little Body is weary of this great World. Ner. You would be, sweet Madam, if your Miseries were in the same Abundance as your good Fortunes are; and yet, for ought I see,thay are as fick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing; therefore it is no small Happiness to be seated in the Mean; Superfluity comes sooner by white Hairs, but Competency lives longer. Por. Good Sentences, and well pronounc'd. Ner. They would be better, if well follow'd. Por. If to do were as easie as to know what were good to do, Chappels had been Churches, and poor Mens Cottages Princes Palaces: It is a good Divine that follows his own Instructions; I can easier teach twenty what were good to be done, than to be one of the twenty to follow mine own teaching: The Brain may devise Laws for the Blood, but a hot Temper leaps o'er a cold Decree; such, a Hare is Madness the Youth, to skip o'er the Meshes of good Counsel the Cripple. But this Reason is not in Fashion to chuse me a Husband: O me, the Word chuse! I may neither chuse whom I would, nor refuse whom I dislike, so is the Will of a living Daughter curb'd by the Will of a dead Father: Is it not hard, Neriffa, that I cannot chuse one, nor refuse none? Ner. Your Father was ever Virtuous, and holy Men at their Death have good Inspirations; therefore the Lottery that he hath devised in these three Chests of Gold, Silver, and Lead, whereof, who chuses his Meaning, chuses you, will no doubt never be chosen by any rightly, but one who you shall rightly love. But what Warmth is there in your Affection towards any of these Princely Suters that are already come? Por fo Por. I pray thee over-name them, and as thou nam'st them, I will describe them, and according to my Descripti on, level at my Affection. Ner. First there is the Neapolitan Prince. Por. Ay, that's a Colt indeed, for he doth nothing but talk of his Horse, and he makes it a great Appropriation to his own good Parts that he can shoo him himself: I am much afraid my Lady his Mother plaid falfe with a Smith. Ner. Then is there the County Palentine. Por. He doth nothing but frown, as who should say, and you will not have me, chuse: He hears merry Tales and smiles not, I fear he will prove the weeping Philofopher when he grows old, being so full of unmannerly Sadness in his Youth. I had rather to be married to a Death's Head with a Bone in his Mouth, than to either of these. God defend me from these two. Ner. How say you by the French Lord, Monfieur Le Boun? Por. God made him, and therefore let him pass for a Man; in truth I know it is Sin to be a Mocker; but he! why he hath a Horse better than the Neapolitan's, a better bad Habit of Frowning than the Count Palentine, he is every Man in no Man, if a Tassel fing, he falls straight a Capring; he will fence with his own Shadow; if I should marry him, I should marry twenty Husbands; if he would defpife me, I would forgive him, for if he love me to Madness, I should never requite him. Ner. What say you then to Fauconbridge, the young Baron of England? Por. You know I say nothing to him, for he understands not me, nor I him; he hath neither Latin, French, nor Italian, and you will come into the Court and swear that I have a poor Penny-worth in English; he is a proper Man's Picture, but alas who can converse with a dumb Show? How odly he is suited! I think he bought his Doublet in Italy, his round Hose in France, his Bonnet in Germany, and his Behaviour every where. Ner. 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