I curse myself for they are sent by me, That they should harbour where their lord should be." What's here? "Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee," "Tis so; and here's the ladder for the purpose.— Thank me for this, more than for all the favours Longer than swiftest expedition Will give thee time to leave our royal court, By Heaven, my wrath shall far exceed the love I ever bore my daughter, or thyself. Begone: I will not hear thy vain excuse; But, as thou lov'st thy life, make speed from hence. [Exit Duke. Val. And why not death, rather than living torment? To die is to be banish'd from myself, And Silvia is myself: banish'd from her, Enter Proteus and Launce. Pro. Run, boy; run, run, and seek him out. Launce. So-ho! so-ho! Pro. What seest thou? Launce. Him we go to find: there's not a hair on 's head, but 'tis a Valentine. Pro. Valentine? Val. No. Pro. Who then? his spirit? Val. Neither. Pro. What then? Val. Nothing. Launce. Can nothing speak? master, shall I strike? Launce. Nothing. Pro. Villain, forbear. Launce. Why, sir, I'll strike nothing: I pray you,Pro. Sirrah, I say, forbear.-Friend Valentine, a word. Val. My ears are stopp'd, and cannot hear good news, So much of bad already hath possess'd them. Pro. Then in dumb silence will I bury mine, For they are harsh, untuneable, and bad. Val. Is Silvia dead? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia!Hath she forsworn me? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me! What is your news? Launce. Sir, there's a proclamation that you are vanished. From hence, from Silvia, and from me, thy friend. And now excess of it will make me surfeit. Pro. Ay, ay; and she hath offered to the doom But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die. Val. No more; unless the next word that thou speak'st Have some malignant power upon my life: If so, I pray thee, breathe it in mine ear, As ending anthem of my endless dolour. Pro. Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, And study help for that which thou lament'st. And, ere I part with thee, confer at large Val. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my boy, [Exeunt Valentine and Proteus. Launce. I am but a fool, look you, and yet I have the wit to think, my master is a kind of a knave; but that's all one, if he be but one knave. He lives not now, that knows me to be in love; yet I am in love; but a team of horse shall not pluck that from me, nor who 'tis I love; and yet 'tis a woman: but what woman, I will not tell myself. Enter Speed. S. How now, Signor Launce! what news with your mastership? Launce. With my master's ship? why, it is at sea. Speed. Well, your old vice still; mistake the word. What news, then, in your paper? Launce. The blackest news that ever thou heard'st. Speed. Why, man, how black? Launce. Why, as black as ink. Speed. Let me read them. Launce. Fie on thee, jolt-head! thou canst not read. Speed. Thou liest; I can. Launce. I will try thee. Speed. Come, fool, come: try me in thy paper. Speed. Imprimis: She can milk.” Launce. Ay, that she can. Speed. "Item: She brews good ale." Launce. And thereof comes the proverb,-Blessing of your heart, you brew good ale. Speed. "Item: She can sew." Launce. That's as much as to say,-Can she so? Speed. Here follow her vices. Launce. Close at the heels of her virtues. Speed. "Item: She doth talk in her sleep." Launce. It's no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk. Speed. "Item: She is slow in words." Launce. O villain! that set this down among her vices. To be slow in words is a woman's only virtue: I pray thee, out with 't, and place it for her chief virtue. Speed. "Item: She is proud." Launce. Out with that too: it was Eve's legacy, and cannot be ta'en from her. Speed. "Item: She hath no teeth." Launce. I care not for that neither, because I love crusts. Speed. "Item: She is curst."2 Launce. Well; the best is, she hath no teeth to bite. Speed. "Item: She will often praise her liquor." Launce. If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I will; for good things should be praised. "" Speed. Item: She is too liberal." Launce. Of her tongue she cannot; for that's writ down she is slow of of her purse she shall not; for that I'll keep shut. What's next? 66 Speed. Item: She hath more faults than hairs,”— Speed-" and more wealth than faults." Launce. Why that word makes the faults gracious. Well, I'll have her; and if it be a match, as nothing is impossible,Speed. What then? Launce. Why, then will I tell thee,-that thy master stays for thee at the North-gate. Speed. For me? Launce. For thee? ay; who art thou? he hath stay'd for a better man than thee. Speed. And must I go to him? Launce. Thou must run to him; for thou hast stay'd so long, that going will scarce serve the turn. Speed. Why didst not tell me sooner? plague of your loveletters. [Exit. Launce. Now will he be swing'd for reading my letter. An unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into secrets.-I'll after, to rejoice in the boy's correction. SCENE II.-THE SAME. AN APARTMENT IN THE DUKE'S PALACE. Enter Duke and Thurio; Proteus behind. Duke. Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you, Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. Thu. Since his exile she hath despised me most; Forsworn my company, and rail'd at me, That I am desperate of obtaining her. Duke. This weak impress of love is as a figure Pro. Gone, my good lord. Duke. My daughter takes his going grievously. Pro. Longer than I prove loyal to your grace, Duke. Thou know'st how willingly I would effect The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter? [Exit. Pro. I do, my lord. Duke. And also, I think, thou art not ignorant How she opposes her against my will? Pro. She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. Therefore, it must, with circumstance be spoken Duke. Then you must undertake to slander him. Pro. And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do; "Tis an ill office for a gentleman; Especially, against his very friend. Duke. Where your good word can not advantage him, Your slander never can endamage him : Therefore, the office is indifferent, Being entreated to it by your friend. Pro. You have prevail'd, my lord. If I can do it, By aught that I can speak in his dispraise, She shall not long continue love to him. It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio. Thu. Therefore, as you unwind her love from him, Lest it should ravel and be good to none, You must provide to bottom it on me; Which must be done, by praising me as much As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine. Duke. And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind, Because we know, on Valentine's report, You are already Love's firm votary, And cannot soon revolt, and change your mind. Duke. Ay; much is the force of heaven-bred poesy. For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews, |