The House of Triblinkus: The Abominable Suitor

The House of Triblinkus, The Abominable Suitor, is a fictional work of the horror, fantasy genre. George Triblinkus, the main character, an undertaker for thirty years, is described as a man who, quite simply, loves his work to distraction. Triblinkus, described as the ultimate and quintessential abominable suitor of perversion has, by now, damned his soul by murdering an innocent woman. The utter and final destruction of the mind unravels slowly, starting and building with the words of the ancient ones, the Egyptian embalmers who curse any and all desecrators of the grave to eternal obliteration of body and soul. Tracy, the victim speaks of her dread and anguish of having been murdered. Sympathy for the victim is paramount, and the necrophile portrayed as devious and cruel. His actions are not condoned, and are portrayed as a warning to the reader, especially female, that there are indeed men of this proportion who do actually exist. Now let the lights dim as low as you dare. Wait for Triblinkus. Let down your guard, and grant him access to your mind. Be not afraid of him, for he stands behind the black curtain of your imagination. Fear not, for he comes not for you... at least not yet. Be on guard at all times, even when you sleep. And I beg of you, never come to The House of Triblinkus, home of the Abominable Suitor!