Spleen, vapours, or small-pox, above them all, 270 And yet, believe me, good as well as ill, Your taste of follies, with our scorn of fools; Be this a woman's fame; with this unbless'd, 280 The generous god, who wit and gold refines, 290 Kept dross for duchesses, the world shall know it, To you gave sense, good-humour, and a poet. EPISTLE III. TO ALLEN, LORD BATHURST. ARGUMENT. Of the Use of Riches. That it is known to few, most falling into one of the extremes, avarice or profusion, ver. 1, &c. The point discussed, whether the invention of money has been more commodious or pernicious to mankind, ver. 21 to 7. That riches, either to the avaricious or the pro digal, cannot afford happiness, scarcely necessaries, ver. 89 to 160. That avarice is an absolute frenzy, without an end or purpose, ver. 113, &c 152. Conjectures about the motives of avaricious men, ver. 121 to 153. That the conduct of men with respect to riches, can only be accounted for by the order of Providence, which works the general good out of extremes, and brings all to its great end by perpetual revolutions, ver. 161 to 178. How a miser acts upon principles which appear to him reasonable, ver. 179. How a prodigal does the same, ver. 199. The true mediuin, and true use of riches, ver. 219. The man of Ross, ver. 250. The fate of the profuse and the covetous, in two examples; both miserable in life and in death, ver. 300, &c. The story of Sir Balaaın, ver. 339 to the end. This epistle was written after a very violent outcry against our author, on a supposition that he had ridiculed a worthy nobleman, merely for his wrong taste. He justified himself upon that article in a letter to the Earl of Burlington; at the end of which are these words: 'I have learnt that there are some who would rather be wicked than ridiculous: and therefore it may be safer to attack vices than follies. I will therefore leave my betters in the quiet possession of their idols, their groves, and their high-places, and change my subject from their pride to their meanness, from their vanities to their miseries; and as the only certain way to avoid misconstructions, to lessen offence, and not to multiply ill-natured applications, I may probably in my next make use of real names instead of fictitious ones.' P. WHO shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me? You hold the word, from Jove to Momus given, That man was made the standing jest of Heaven: And gold but sent to keep the fools in play, For some to heap, and some to throw away. But I, who think more highly of our kind, Deep hid the shining mischief under ground: 10 Like doctors thus, when much dispute has pass'd, No grace of Heaven, or token of the elect: 20 B. What nature wants, commodious gold bestows: 'Tis thus we eat the bread another sows. P. But how unequal it bestows, observe; 'Tis thus we riot, while, who sow it, starve: Useful, I grant, it serves what life requires, B. Trade it may help, society extend: P. But lures the pirate, and corrupts the friend. 30 P. But bribes a senate, and the land's betray'd. 40 A leaf like Sybil's, scatter to and fro Our fates and fortunes, as the wind shall blow; Oh! that such bulky bribes as all might see, 50 Could France or Rome divert our brave designs, Or water all the quorum ten miles round? A statesman's slumbers how this speech would spoil! 'Sir, Spain has sent a thousand jars of oil; Huge bales of British cloth blockade the door; 60 Poor avarice one torment more would find; Nor could profusion squander all in kind. Astride his cheese Sir Morgan might we meet, And Worldly crying coals from street to street, Whom with a wig so wild and mien so mazed, Pity mistakes for some poor tradesman crazed. Had Colepepper's whole wealth been hops and hogs, Could he himself have sent it to the dogs? His grace will game: to White's a bull be led, With spurning heels and with a butting head: To White's be carried, as to ancient games, Fair coursers, vases, and alluring dames. Shall then Uxorio, if the stakes he sweep, Bear home six whores, and make his lady weep? Or soft Adonis, so perfumed and fine, Drive to St. James's a whole herd of swine? O filthy check on all industrious skill, To spoil the nation's last great trade, quadrille! Since then, my lord, on such a world we fall, What say you? B. Say? Why, take it, gold and all. 70 P. What riches gives us, let us then inquire: Meat, fire, and clothes. B. What more? P. Meat, clothes, and fire. 80 Is this too little? would you more than live? What can they give? To dying Hopkins heirs? In Fulvia's buckle ease the throbs below? To some, indeed, Heaven grants the happier fate, 90 Perhaps you think the poor might have their part; Bond damns the poor, and hates them from his heart: The grave Sir Gilbert holds it for a rule, That every man in want is knave or fool: 'God cannot love,' says Blunt, with tearless eyes, B. Who suffer thus, mere charity should own, 101 110 P. Some war, some plague, or famine, they foresee, Some revelation hid from you and me. Why Shylock wants a meal, the cause is found; |