Presto! be gone! with t'other hop Then, wo be to my lord lieutenant, ЕРІТАРН, * ON GENERAL GORGES, AND LADY MEATH.† UNDER this stone lies Dick and Dolly. Dick lost in Doll a wife tender and dear: Dick sigh'd for his Doll, and his mournful arms cross'd; Thus loaded with grief, Dick sigh'd and he cried : * Of Kilbrue, in the county of Meath. F. Dorothy, dowager of Edward, Earl of Meath. She was married and died April 10, 1728. Her husband sur to the general in 1716 vived her but two days. F. Dick left a pattern few will copy after; . Then, reader, pray shed some tears of salt water; For so sad a tale is no subject of laughter. Meath smiles for the jointure, though gotten so late; Here quiet they lie, in hopes to rise one day, VERSES ON I KNOW NOT WHAT. My latest tribute here I send, 140 DR. SWIFT TO HIMSELF. ON SAINT CECILIA'S DAY. GRAVE Dean of St. Patrick's, how comes it to pass, That you, who know music no more than an ass; That you, who so lately were writing of Drapiers, Should lend your cathedral to players and scrapers ? * John Cuffe, of Desart, Esq. married the general's eldest danghtér. F. To act such an opera once in a year, So offensive to every true protestant ear, With trumpets, and fiddles, and organs, and singing. [The rest is wanting.] DR. SHERIDAN'S BALLAD ON BALLYSPELLIN. 1728. ALL you that would refine your blood, By waters clear, come every year, Though pox or itch your skins enrich With rubies past the telling, "Twill clear your skin before you've been A month at Ballyspellin. If lady's cheek be green as leek When she comes from her dwelling, The kindling rose within it glows When she's at Ballyspellin. The sooty brown, who comes from town, Then back she goes, to kill the beaux Our ladies are as fresh and fair As Rose, or bright Dunkelling: And Mars might make a fair mistake, We meu submit as they think fit, The reason's plain; the ladies reign, By matchless charms, unconquer'd arms, Gold water turns to fire, and burns, A stream, which came from one bright dame Fine beaux advance, equipt for dance, No politics, no subtle tricks, No man his country selling : We eat, we drink; we never think The troubled mind, the puft with wind, Do all come here pellmell in; And they are sure to work their cure Though dropsy fills you to the gills, Death throws no darts through all the parts, No sextons here are knelling: Except you feel darts tipt with steel, Good cheer, sweet air, much joy, no care, Your sight, your taste, your smelling, Your ears, your touch, transported much Each day at Ballyspellin. Within this ground we all sleep sound, No noisy dogs a-yelling; All night at Ballyspellin. There all you see, both he and she, My rhymes are gone; I think I've none, But, since I'm here to Heaven so near, |