When you pertly raise your snout, For sheer wit and humour passes. Swears you have a world of wit. DEATH AND DAPHNE: TO AN AGREEABLE YOUNG LADY, BUT EXTREMELY LEAN. 1730. DEATH Went upon a solemn day At Pluto's hall his court to pay : And, vex'd to see affairs miscarry, The interest of his realm had need That Death should get a numerous breed ; Which in the nicest fashion curl'd, (Like toupets of this upper world) With snuff was fill'd his ebon box, And give him words of dreadful sounds, Thus furnish'd out, he sent his train To take a house in Warwick-lane : To visit where she sate at cards 3 She, as he came into the room, Thought him Adonis in his bloom. And now her heart with pleasure jumps, She scarce remembers what is trumps; For such a shape of skin and bone Was never seen, except her own: Charmed with his eyes, and chin, and snout, Her pocket glass drew slily out; And grew enamour'd with her phiz, As just the counterpart of his. She darted many a private glance, And freely made the first advance; Was of her beauty grown so vain, She doubted not to win the swain. Nothing she thought could sooner gain him, Than with her wit to entertain him. She ask'd about her friends below; This meagre fop, that batter'd beau : Whether some late departed toasts Had got gallants among the ghosts? If Chloe were a sharper still As great as ever at quadrille ? (The ladies there must needs be rooks, For cards, we know, are Pluto's books.) If Florimel had found her love, For whom she hang'd herself above? How oft a week was kept a ball By Proserpine at Pluto's hall? She fancied these Elysian shades The sweetest place for masquerades: How pleasant on the banks of Styx, To troll it in a coach and six! What pride a female heart inflames! How endless are ambition's aims! Cease, haughty nymph; the Fates decree Thy hand as dry and cold as lead, He felt about his heart a damp, DAPHNE.* DAPHNE knows, with equal ease, Surer ways to be despis'd: Always conquer'd, never yielding. * Lord Orrery, in his Remarks, has given a singular representation of his interview with Daphne. The lady, it seems, was proud of her portrait as drawn by the Dean; his lordship, in his politeness, could not see the least resemblance. She still persisting, that she had Father be Daphne drawn by him, than Sacharissa by any other pencil, Lord Orrery had no other way of retrieving his error, than by whispering in her ear, as he was conducting her down stairs to dinner, that indeed he found "her hand as dry, as cold as lead." I appeal to all the Daphnes in both kingdoms, whether his lordship might not very safely have compounded the matter, and told her, that though her hand was cold, he still believed her heart was warm; as the fruitful earth preserves its central heat, while virgin snow adorns its surface. Something of this sort might have been expected from tom elegans formarum spectator. W. B. Then let him use you e'er so rough, Toм. The scrubbiest cur in all the pack To work whose ends his madness pimps; In Scripture to the Devil assign'd : In him they lodge, and make him legion. |