There Cerberus lay watching in his den, Thus was the hare pursu'd, though free from guilt; Thus, Bob, shalt thou be maul'd, fly where thou wilt. Then, honest Robin, of thy corpse beware; Thou art not half so nimble as a hare: Too ponderous is thy bulk to mount the sky; So keen thy hunters, and thy scent so strong, *This hunting ended in the promotion of Will and Bob. Bob was no longer first minister, but earl of Orford; and Will was no longer his opponent, but earl of Bath, H. EPITAPH ON FREDERICK DUKE OF SCHOMBERG.* Hic infra situm est corpus FREDERICI DUCIS DE SCHOMBERG. ad BUDINDAM occisi, A. D. 1690, DECANUS et CAPITULUM maximopere etiam atque etiam petierunt, UT HÆREDES DUCIS monumentum Ubinam terrarum SCONBERGENSIS cineres delitescunt. "Plus potuit fama virtutis apud alienos, The duke was unhappily killed, in crossing the river Boyne, July 1, 1690; and was buried in St. Patrick's cathedral; where the dean and chapter erected a small monument to his honour, at their own expense. N. The words that Dr. Swift first concluded the epitaph with were, "Saltem ut sciat viator indignabundus, quali in cellulâ, tapti ductoris cineres delitescens." N. ×â VI. This protestant zealot, this English divine, And griev'd that a tory should live above ground. VII. By old popish canons, as wise men have penn'd 'em, VIII. If fortune should please but to take such a crotchet To give thee lawn sleeves, a mitre, and rochet, IX. Ah! dost thou not envy the brave Colonel Chartres, * A bishop of Waterford, of infamous character. H. X. The Dean he was vex'd that his whores were so willing He long'd for a girl that would struggle and squall; 'He ravish'd her fairly, and sav'd a good shilling; But here was to pay the devil and all. His trouble and sorrows now come in a heap, XI. If maidens are ravish'd, it is their own choice: XII. Our church and our state dear England maintains, For which all true Protestant hearts should be glad: She sends us our bishops, our judges, and deans, And better would give us, if better she had. But, lord how the rabble will stare and will gape, When the good English dean is hang'd up for a rape: From threshing corn he turns to thresh his brains; THE LADY'S DRESSING ROOM.* 1730. FIVE hours (and who can do it less in ?) And, first, a dirty smock appear'd, * A defence of "The Lady's Dressing Room," by some facetious friend of our author, is printed in Faulkner's edition; which, after a humorous travesty of ten lines only of "Horace's Art of Poetry," decides clearly that there are ten times more slovenly expressions in those ten lines of Horace, than in the whole poem of Dr. Swift. N. |