For Hecuba! What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, [do, And cleave the general ear with horrid speech; A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak, A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward? As deep as to the lungs? Who does me this? Why, I should take it : for it cannot be, Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless, † villain ! Fie upon't! foh! About my brains! Humph! That guilty creatures, sitting at a play, ACT III. SCENE 1.-A Room in the Castle. [Exit. Guil. But with inuch forcing of his disposi tion. Ros. Niggard of question; but, of our demande Most free in his reply. Queen. Did you assay him To any pastime ? Ros. Madam, it so fell out, that certain players We o'er-raught on the way: of these we told him; And there did seem in him a kind of joy Pol. 'Tis most true: And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties, To hear and see the matter. King. With all my heart; and it doth much content me To hear hin so inclin'd. Good gentlemen, give him a further edge, And drive his purpose on to these delights.. Ros. We shall, my lord. [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN Her father, aud myself (lawful espials, t) Queen. I shall obey you: And, for your part, Ophelia, I do wish Will bring him to his wonted way again, Oph. Madam, I wish it may. [Exit QUEEN. Pol. Ophelia, walk you here :-Gracious, su please you, We will bestow ourselves :-Read on this book : [70 OPHELIA. That show of such an exercise may colour And pious action, we do sugar o'er King. Oh! 'tis too true: how smart A lash that speech doth give my conscience! The harlot's cheek, beautified with plastering art, Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it, Than is my deed to my most painted word: O heavy burden! [Aside. Pol. I hear him coming; let's withdraw, my lord. [Exeunt KING and POLONIUS. Enter HAMLET. For in that sleep of death what dreams may When we have shuffled of this mortal coil, ** [sion | Must give us pause : There's the respect #t That makes calamity of so long life: • Overtook § Freely. Shrink or start. + Meet. 1 Spies. f Place. Too frequent • Stir, bustle. 11 Consideration. ↑ Unnatural. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's con- The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay, That patient merit of the unworthy takes, Get thee to a nunnery; farewell: Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough, what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too Farewell. Oph. Heavenly powers, restore him! Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God hath given you one face, and you With a bare bodkin? who would fardels § make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, bear, To groan and sweat under a weary life, Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought; Ham. No, not I; I never gave you aught. of Oph. My honour'd lord, you know right wel: you did; Aud, with them, words of so sweet breath compos'd [lost, Ham. Ha, ha! are you honest? Ham. Are you fair? Oph. What means your lordship? Ham. That if you be honest, and fair, you should admit no discourse to your beauty. Oph. Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? Bam. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd, than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. 80 Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe Ham. You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock, but we shall relish of it: I loved you not. Oph. I was the more deceived. Ham. Get thee to a nunnery; Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck, than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in: What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven! We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us: Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father? Oph. At home, my lord. Ham. Let the doors be shut upon him; that he may play the fool no where but in's own house. Farewell. Oph. O help him, you sweet heavens ! Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry; Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. and you lisp, and nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance: Go to: I'll no more of't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, [Exit HAMLET. go. Oph. Oh! what a noble mind is here o'erthrown! [sword: The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, The expectancy and rose of the fair state, The glass of fashion, and the mould * of form, The observ'd of all observers! quite, quite down! And I, of ladies most deject and wretched, youth, Blasted with ecstacy: O woe is me! To have seen what I have seen, see what I see. Re-enter KING and POLONIUS. King. Love! his affections do not that way tend; Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little, Was not like madness. There's something in his soul, O'er which his melancholy sits on brood; Thus set it down; He shall with speed to For the demand of our neglected tribute: This something-settled matter in his heart; on't? Pol. It shall do well; But yet I do believe The origin and commencement of his grief Sprung from neglected love.-How now, Ophe lia? You need not tell us what lord Hamlet said ; King. It shall be so: Maduess in great ones must not unwatch'd go. [Exeunt SCENE II-A Hail in the same. Enter HAMLET, and certain PLAYERS. Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronaurced it to you, trippingly on the tongue : but if you mouth it, as many of our players do, Nor do not saw the air too much with your I had as lief the town-crier spoke my lines. hand, thus; but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as I may say) whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance, that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul, to hear a robustious The model by whom all endeavoured to form them- selves. 1 Play. I warrant your honour. man periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger to very rags, to split the ears of the ground- To sound what stop she please: Give me that lings: who, for the most part, are capable of him nothing but inexplicable dumb show, and That is not passion's slave, and I will wear noise I would have such a fellow whipped for In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of hearts, o'er-doing Termagant; it out-herods Herod + As I do thee.-Something too much of this.--Pray you, avoid it. There is a play to-night before the king; One scene of it comes near the circumstance, Which I have told thee of my father's death. I pr'ythee, when thou seest that act afoot, Even with the very comment of thy soul Observe my uncle; if his occulted guilt Do not itself unkennel in one speech, It is a damued ghost that we have seen; And my imaginations are as foul As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note: For I mine eyes will rivet to his face; And, after, we will both our judgments join In censure of his seeming. Hor. Well, my lord Ham. Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tator: suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone is from the purpose of playing, whose eud both at the first and now, was and is, to hold, as 'twere, the miror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time, his form and pressure. Now, this, overdone, or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure of which one must, in your allowance, o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. Oh! there be players, that I have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly-not to speak it profanely, that, neither having the accent of Christians, nor the gait of Danish March.-A Flourish.-Enter KING, Christian, Pagan, nor man, have QUEEN, so strutted POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENand bellowed, that I have thought some of naCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others. ture's journeymen had made men, and not King. How fares our cousin Hamlet? made them well, they imitated humanity so Ham. Excellent, i'faith; of the camelion's abominably, dish I eat the air, promise-crainmed: You cannot feed capons so. 1 Play. I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us. Ham. O reform it altogether. And let those that play your clowns, speak no more than is set down for them for there be of them, that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too; though, in the meantime, some necessary question of the play be then to be considered: that's villanous; and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready. [Exeunt PLAYERS. Enter POLONICS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUIL Hor. Here, sweet lord, at your service. As e'er my conversation cop'd withal. Ham. Nay, do not think I flatter: To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, hear? [ing, If he steal aught, the whilst this play is playAnd scape detecting, I will pay the theft. Ham. They are coming to the play; I must be idle: Get you a place. King. I have nothing with this answer, [To POLONIUS. Pol. That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor. Ham. And what did you enact? Pol. I did enact Julius Cesar; I was killed i'the Capitol; Brutus killed me. Ham. It was a brute part of him, to kill so capital a calf there.-Be the players ready? Ros. Ay, my lord, they stay upon your pa tience. Queen, Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me. Oph. You are merry, my lord. Oph. Ay, my lord. Ham. O! your only jig-maker. What should a man do, but be merry? for, look you, bow cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within these two hours. Oph. Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord. Ham. So long? Nay, then let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year; But, by'rlady, he must build churches then: or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby. horse; whose epitaph is, For, O, for, O, the hobby-horse is forgot. • Secret. Shop, stithy is a smith's shop. Trumpets sound. The dumb Show follows. Enter a King and a Queen, very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers; she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts; she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but, in the end, accepts his love. [Exeunt. Oph. What means this, my lord? Ham. Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief. Oph. Belike, this show imports the argument of the play. Enter PROLOGUE. Ham. We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot keep counsel; they'll tell all. Oph. Will he tell us what this show meant? Ham. Ay, or any show that you'll show him: Be not you asham'd to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means. Oph. You are naught, you are naught; I'll mark the play. Pro. For us, and for our tragedy, Here stooping to your clemency, Oph. 'Tis brief, my lord. Enter KING and a QUEEN. P. King. Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round Neptune's salt wash, and Tellus' orbed ground; And thirty dozen moons, with borrow'd sheen, || About the world have times twelve thirties been; [hands, Since love our hearts, and Hymen did our Unite commutual in most sacred bands. P. Queen. So many journeys may the sun and moon Make us again count o'er, ere love be done! P. Queen. O confound the rest! P. Queen. The instances, ++ that second mar A second time I kill my husband dead, The poor advanc'd makes friends of enemies. own: So think thou wilt no second husband wed; But die thy thoughts, when thy first lord is dead. P. Queen. Nor earth to give me food, por heaven light! Sport and repose lock from me, day, and night! My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile P. Queen. Sleep rock thy brain; And never come mischance between us twain! [Exit. Ham. Madam, how like you this play? Queen. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Ham. Oh! but she'll keep her word. King. Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in't? Ham. No, no, they do but jest; poison in jest ; no offence i'the world. King. What do you call the play? Ham. The mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see anon; 'tis a knavish piece of work: But what of that? your majesty, and we that have free souls, it touches us not: Let the galled jade wince, tour withers are unwrung. Oph. Still better, and worse. Ham. So you mistake your husbands.-Begin, murderer ;-leave thy damnable faces, and begil. Come ; -The croaking raven Doth bellow for revenge. Luc. Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and Confederate season, else no creature seeing; Thy natural magic and dire property, [Pours the Poison into the Sleeper's Ears. Ham. He poisons him i'the garden for his estate. His name's Gonzago: the story is extant, and written in very choice Italian: You shall see anon, how the murderer gets the love of Gonzago's wife. Oph. The king rises. Ham. What! frighted with false fire! Pol. Give o'er the play. King. Give me some light :-away! [Exeunt all but HAMLET and HORATIO. Ham. Why, let the strucken deer go weep, The hart ungalled play: For some must watch, while some must sleep; Would not this, Sir, and a forest of feathers, + Sir? Hor. Half a share. Ham. A whole one, I. For thou dost know, O Damon, dear, Of Jove himself; and now reigns here A very, very-peacock. Hor. You might have rymed. Ham. O good Horatio, l'il take the ghost's word Ham. Upon the talk of the poisoning, For if the king like not the comedy, Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN. Ham. Sir, I cannot. Guil. What, my lord? Wam. Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: But, Sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command; or rather, as you say my mother: therefore no more, but to the matter : My mother, you say,—— Ros. Then thus she says; Your behaviour hath struck her into amazement and admiration. Hum. O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother!-But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's admiration? impart. Ros. She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you go to bed. Ham. We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have you any further trade with us ? Ros. My lord, you once did love me. Ham. And do still, by these pickers and stealers. + Ros. Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper ? you do, surely, but bar the door upon your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to your friend. Ham. Sir, I lack advancement. Ros. How can that be, when you have the voice of the king himself for your succession in Denmark? Ham. Ay, Sir, but, While the grass grows,— the proverb is something musty. Enter the PLAYERS, with Recorders. Oh! the recorders :-let me see one.-To withdraw with you:-Why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil? Guil. Oh! my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unmannerly. Ham. I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe? Guil. My lord, I cannot. Ham. I pray you. Guil. Believe me, I cannot. Ham. I do beseech you. Guil. I know no touch of it, my lord. Ham. 'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music. Look you, these are the stops. Guil. But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony; I have not the skill. Ham. Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me; you would seem to know my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my mystery; you would Guil. Good, my lord, vouchsafe me a word sound me from my lowest note to the top of iny with you. Ham. Sir, a whole history. Guil. The king, Sir Ham. Ay, Sir, what of him? Guil. Is, in his retirement, marvellously tempered. Ham. With drink, Sir? Guil. No, my lord, with choler. compass and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what indis-strument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play upon me. Ham. Your wisdom should show itself more richer, to signify this to the doctor; for, for me to put him to his purgation, would, perhaps, plunge him into more choler. Guil. Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame, and start not so wildly from my affair. |