Enter PETRI CHIO, KATHARINA, BIANCA, BAP- I know you think to dine with me to-day, Bap. Is't possible, you will away to-night? Tra. Let us entreat you stay till after dinner. Gre. Let me entreat you. Pet. It cannot be. Kath. Let me entreat you. Kath. Are you content to stay? Pet. I am content you shall entreat me stay; But yet not stay, entreat me how you can. Kath. Now, if you love me, stay. Pet. Grumio, my horses. For to supply the places at the table, Lucentio, you shall supply the bridegroom's And let Bianca take her sister's room. Rap. She shall, Lucentio.-Come, Gentlemen, ACT IV. SCENE I-A Hall in PETRUCHIO's Country Enter GRUMIO. Gru. Fie, fie, on all tired jades! on all mad masters! and all foul ways! Was ever man so beaten? was ever man so rayed it was ever man so weary? I am sent before to make a fire, and they are coming after to warm them. Now, lips might freeze to my teeth, my tongue to the were not I a little pot, and soon hot, my very roof of my mouth, my heart in any belly, ere I should come by a fire to thaw me :-But, 1, with sidering the weather, a taller man than i will take cold. Holla, hoa! Curtis ! Enter CURTIS. Gru. Ay, Sir, they be ready; the oats have blowing the fire, shall warm myself; for, con eaten the horses. Kath. Nay, then, Do what thou canst, I will not go to day; fret ; I will be master of what is mine own: I'll buckler thee against a million. [Exeunt PETRUCHIO, KATHARINE, and Bap. Nay, let them go, a couple of quiet ones. Curt. Who is that, calls so coldly? Gru. A piece of ice: If thou doubt it, thou may'st slide from my shoulder to my heel, with no greater a run but my head and my neck. A fire, good Curtis. Curt. Is my master and his wife coming, Grumio? Gru. Oh! ay, Curtis, ay: and therefore fire, fire; cast on no water. Curt. Is she so hot a shrew as she's reported? Gur. She was, good Curtis, before this frost : but, thou know'st, winter tames man, woman, and beast; for it hath tamed my old master, and my new mistress, and myself, fellow Curtis. Curt. Away, you three-iuch fool! I am no beast. Gru. Am I but three inches? why, thy horn is a foot; and so long am I, at the least. But wilt thou make a fire, or shall complain ou thee to our mistress, whose hand (she being now at band,) thou shalt soon feel, to thy cold comfort, for being slow in thy hot office. Curt. I pr'ythee, good Grumio, tell me, How goes the world? Gru. A cold world, Curtis, in every oflice but thine; and, therefore, fire: Do thy duty, and bave thy duty; for my master and mistress are almost frozen to death. Curt. There's fire ready; And therefore, good Grumio, the news? Gru. Why, Jack boy! ho boy! and as much news as thou wilt. Curt. Come, you are so full of conycatching : Gru. Why therefore, fire; for I have caught extreme cold. Where's the cook? is supper ready, the house trimmed, rushes strewed, cobwebs swept; the serving-men in their new fustian, their white stockings, and every officer his wed. ding-garment on? Be the jacks fair within, the jills fair without, the carpets laid, and every thing in order? Curt. All ready; And therefore, I pray thee, news? Gru. First, know, my horse is tired; my master and mistress fallen out. Curt. Let's ha't, Good Grumio. Gra. There. [Striking him. Curt. This is to feel a tale, not to hear a tale. Gru. And therefore 'tis called, a sensible tale :| and this cuff was but to knock at your ear, and beseech listening. Now I begin: Imprimis, we came down a foul hill, my master riding behind my mistress : Curt. Both on one horse ? Gru. Tell thou the tale :-But hadst thou not crossed me, thou should'st have heard how her horse fell, and she under her horse; thou should'st have heard, in how miry a place: how she was bemoiled; how he left her with the borse upon her; how he beat me because her horse stumbled; how she waded through the dirt to pluck him off me; how he swore; how she prayed-that never prayed before; how cried; how the horses ran away; how her bridle was burst; how I lost my crupper ;-with many things of worthy memory; which now shall die in oblivion, and thou return unexperienced to thy grave. Curt. By this reckoning, he is more shrew than she. Gru. Ay; and that, thou and the proudest of you all shall find, when he comes home. But what talk 1 of this ?-call forth Nathaniel, Joseph, Nicholas, Philip, Walter, Sugarsop, and the rest; let their heads be sleekly combed, their blue coats brushed, and their garters of an indifferent knit: let them curtsey with their left legs; and not presume to touch a hair of my master's horse-tail, till they kiss their hands. Are they all ready? Curt. They are. Gru. Call them forth. Curt. Do you hear, ho? you must meet my master, to countenance my mistress. Gru. Why, she hath a face of her own. Gru. Thou, it seems; that callest for company to countenance her. Curt. I call them forth to credit her. Did I not bid thee meet me in the park, There were none fiue, but Adam, Ralph, and The rest were ragged, old, and beggarly; Pet. Go, rascals, go, and fetch my supper in -— Re-enter SERVANTS, with supper. Why, when, I say?—Nay, good sweet Kate, be Out, out, you rogue! you pluck my foot awry: Where are my slippers ?-Shall I have some [Strikes him. Kath. Patience, I pray you; 'twas a fault unwilling. Pet. A whoreson, beetleheaded, flap-ear'd knave! Come, Kate, sit down; I know you have a stomach. Will you give thanks, sweet Kate; or else shall I? Gru. Why, she comes to borrow nothing of What is this? mutton ? them. Jos. What, Grumio! Nich. Fellow Grumio! Nath. How now, old lad? Gru. Welcome, you;-how now, you; what, you ;-fellow, you;-and thus much for greeting, Now, my spruce companions, is all ready, and all things neat? Nath. All things is ready: How near is our master ? Gru. E'en at hand, alighted by this; and therefore be not,--Cock's passion, silence! I hear my master. Enter PETRUCHIO and KATHARINA. To hold my stirrup, nor to take my horse! All Serv. Here, bere, Sir; here, Sir. You logger-headed and unpolished grooms! Gru. Here, Sir; as foolish as I was before. 1 Serv. Ay. Pet. Who brought it? 1 Serv. I. And serve it thus to me that love it not? [Throws the meat, &c. about the stage. You headless joltheads, and unmanner'd slaves! What, do you grumble? I'll be with you straight. Kath. I pray you, husband, be not so disquiet; And I expressly am forbid to touch it, Nath. [Advancing] Peter, didst ever see the Peter. He kills her in her own humour. Pet. Thus have I politicly begun my reign, As with the meat, some undeserved fault mour : He that knows better how to tame a shrew, [Exit. SCENE 11.-Padua.-Before BAPTISTA'S Enter TRANIO and HORTENSIO. I tell you, Sir, she bears me fair in hand. Hor. Sir to satisfy you in what I have said, Stand by, and mark the manner of his teaching. [They stand aside. Enter BIANCA and LUCENTIO. read ? Bian. What, master, read you? first resolve me that. Luc. I read that I profess, the art to love. Luc. While you, sweet dear, prove mistress I pray, You that durst swear that your mistress Bianca I tel thee, Licio, this is wonderful. Hor. Mistake no more: I am not Licio, But one that scorn to live in this disguise, Tra. Signior Hortensio, I have often heard And since mine eyes are witness of her light ness, I will with you,-if you be so contented,- Here is my hand, and here I firmly vow- Tra. And here I take the like unfeigned oath,— Ne'er to marry with her though she would entreat : Fie on her! see, how beastly she doth court him. Hor. 'Would, all the world, but he, had quite For me, that I may surely keep mine oath, Ere three days pass; which hath as long lov'd As I have lov'd this proud disdainful baggard : [Exit HORTENSIO.-LUCENTIO and BIANCA advance. Tra. Mistress Bianca, bless you with such Tra. Mistress, we have. Luc. Then we are rid of Licio. Tra. I'faith, he'll have a lusty widow now, Tra. Ay, and he'll tame her. Tra. 'Faith he is gone unto the taming. school. Bian. The taming-school! what, is there such a place ? Tra. Ay, mistress, and Petruchio is the mas ter; That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long,To tame a shrew, and charm her chattering tongue. Enter BIONDELLO, running. That I'm dog-weary; but at last I spied Tra. What is he, Biondello? Bion. Master, a mercatanté, or a pedant, Tra. If he be credulous and trust my tale, Ped. God save you, Sir! Tra. Of Mantua, Sir ?-marry, God forbid ! Tra. 'Tis death for any one in Mantua • A thing stuffed to look like the game which the hawk You might have heard it else proclaini'd about. was to pursue. To tame my wild hawk. Preteud. : Flutter. Despicable fellow. • Messenger. ↑ A merchant or a schoolmaster Ped. Alas! Sir, it is worse for me than so; For I have bills for money by exchange From Florence, and must here deliver them. Tra. Well, Sir, to do you courtesy, This will I do, and this will I advise you ;First, tell me, have you ever been at Pisa ? Ped. Ay, Sir, in Pisa have I often been; Pisa, renowned for grave citizens. Tra. Among them, know you one Vincentio ? His name and credit shall you undertake, Ped. O Sir, I do; and will repute you ever Tra. Then go with me, to make the matter good. This, by the way, I let you understand ;My father is here look'd for every day, To pass assurance of a dower in marriage 'Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here: In all these circumstances I'll instruct you: Go with me, Sir, to clothe you as becomes you. [Exeunt. SCENE III-A Room in PETRUCHIO'S House. Enter KATHARINA and GRUMIO. Gru. No, no; forsooth; I dare not, for my life. Kath. The more my wrong, the more his spite appears: What, did he marry me to famish me? He does it under name of perfect love; As who should say,-if I should sleep, or eat, 'Twere deadly sickness, or else present death. I pr'ythee go, and get me some repast: I care not what so it be wholesome food. Gru. What say you to a neat's foot? Come, mistress Kate, I'll bear you company. Pet. Eat it up all, Hortensio, if thou lov'st [Aside. me. Much good do it unto thy gentle heart! With scarfs, and fans, and double change of To deck thy body with his ruffling treasure. And speak I will; I am no child, no babe : Kath. 'Tis passing good; i pr'ythee let me Your betters have endur'd me say my mind; me. And, if you cannot, best you stop your ears. Gru. I cannot tell; I fear, 'tis choleric. Gru. Nay, then I will not; you shall have Or else you get no beef of Grumio. Kath. Then both, or one, or any thing thou wilt. Gru. Why, then the mustard without the beef. Kath. Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, [Beats him. That feed'st me with the very name of meat: Sorrow on thee, and all the pack of you, That triumph thus upon my misery! Go, get thee gone, I say. Why, what, o'devil's name, tailor, call'st thou this? Hor. I see, she's like to have neither cap nor gown. [Aside. Tai. You bid me make it orderly and well, According to the fashion, and the time. Pet. Marry, and did; but if you be remember'd, I did not bid you mar it to the time. Belike, you mean to make a puppet of me. Tai. She says, your worship means to make a puppet of her. Pet. O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou thread, Thou thimble, [nail, Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter cricket thou :Brav'd in mine own house with a skein of thread! Away, thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant; I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr'd her gown. stuff. Pet. Read it. Gru. The note lies in his throat, if he say I said so. Tai. Imprimis, a loose-bodied gown: Gru. Master, if ever I said a loose-bodied gown, sew me in the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom of brown thread: I said, a gown. Pet. Proceed. Tai. With a small compassed cape; § Tai. With a trunk sleeve ;- Gru. I confess two sleeves. Tai. The sleeves curiously cut. Gru. Error i'the bill, Sir; error i'the bill. commanded the sleeves should be cut out, and sewed up again; and that I'll prove upon thee, though thy little finger be armed in a thimble. Tai. This is true, that I say; an I had thee in place where thou should'st know it. Gru. I am for thee straight take thou the bill, and give me my mete-yard, and spare not me. Pet. Why, Sir, what's your conceit in that! Gru. O Sir, the conceit is deeper than you think for: Take up my mistress' gown to his master's use! O, fie, fie, fie! Pet. Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor paid :[Aside. Go take it hence; be gone, and say no more. Hor. Tailor, I'll pay thee for thy gown to morrow. Take no unkindness of his hasty words: Away, I say; commend me to thy master. [Exit TAILOR. Pet. Well, come, my Kate; we will unto your father's, Even in these honest mean habiliments; Let's see; I think, 'tis now some seven o'clock, Kath. I dare assure you, Sir, 'tis almost two; And 'twill be supper time, ere you come there. Pet. It shall be seven, ere I go to horse: Look, what I ɛpeak, or do, or think to do, You are still crossing it.-Sirs, le:'t alone: I will not go to-day; and ere I do, It shall be what o'clock I say it is. Hor. Why, so this gallant will command the [Exeunt. sun. Ped. I warrant you: But, Sir, here comes your boy; Twere good he were school'd. Tra. Fear you not him, Sirrah, Biondello, Now do your duty throughly, I advise you; Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio. Bion. Tut! fear not me. Tra. But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista ? Bion. I told him, that your father was at Venice; And that you look'd for him this day in Padua. Tra. Thou'rt a tall fellow; hold thee that to drink. Here comes Baptista :- set your countenance Sir. Enter BAPTISTA and LUCENTIO. Signior Baptista, you are happily met:Sir, [To the PEDANT.] This is the gentleman I told you of; • Appeareth. |