And call young Absalom king David's brother. Let him be gallows free by my consent, And nothing suffer since he nothing meant; Hanging supposes human soul and reason, This animal's below committing treason; Shall he be hang'd who never could rebel? That's a preferment for Achitophel. The woman that committed buggary, Was rightly sentenc'd by the law to die; But 'twas hard fate that to the gallows led The dog that never heard the statute read. Railing in other men may be a crime, But ought to pass for mere instinct in him : Instinct he follows, and no farther knows, For to write verse with him is to transpose. 'Twere pity treason at his door to lay,
Who makes heaven's gate a lock to its own key: Let him rail on, let his invective muse Have four and twenty letters to abuse, Which, if he jumbles to one line of sense, Indict him of a capital offence.
In fireworks give him leave to vent his spite, Those are the only serpents he can write; The height of his ambition is, we know, But to be master of a puppetshow,
On that one stage his works may yet appear, 455 And a month's harvest keeps him all the year. Now stop your noses, readers, all and some, For here's a tun of midnight work to come, Og, from a treason-tavern rolling home.
Round as a globe, and liquor'd every chink, 460 Goodly and great he sails behind his link; With all this bulk there's nothing lost in Og, For every inch, that is not fool, is
rogue: A monstrous mass of foul corrupted matter, As all the devils had spew'd to make the batter. When wine has giv'n him courage to blaspheme, He curses God, but God before curst him; And if man could have reason, none has more, That made his paunch so rich, and him so poor. With wealth he was not trusted, for heaven knew What 'twas of old to pamper up a Jew; To what would he on quail and pheasant swell, That e'en on tripe and carrion could rebel? But though Heaven made him poor, (with reve- rence speaking)
He never was a poet of God's making; The midwife laid her hand on his thick skull, With this prophetic blessing-Be thou dull; Drink, swear, and roar, forbear no lewd delight Fit for thy bulk, do any thing but write : Thou art of lasting make, like thoughtless men, A strong nativity—but for the pen; Eat opium, mingle arsenic in thy drink, Still thou mayst live, avoiding pen and ink. I see, I see, 'tis counsel given in vain, For treason botch'd in rhyme will be thy bane, Rhyme is the rock on which thou art to wreck, 'Tis fatal to thy fame and to thy neck:
Why should thy metre good king David blast?
A psalm of his will surely be thy last.
Dar'st thou presume in verse to meet thy foes, Thou whom the penny pamphlet foil'd in prose? Doeg, whom God for mankind's mirth has made, O'ertops thy talent in thy very trade;
Doeg to thee, thy paintings are so coarse, A poet is, though he's the poet's horse. A double noose thou on thy neck dost pull, For writing treason, and for writing dull; To die for faction is a common evil,
But to be hang'd for nonsense is the devil: Hadst thou the glories of thy king express'd, 500 Thy praises had been satire at the best; But thou in clumsy verse, unlick'd, unpointed, Hast shamefully defied the Lord's anointed : I will not rake the dunghill of thy crimes, For who would read thy life that reads thy rhymes? But of king David's foes, be this the doom, May all be like the young man Absalom; And, for my foes, may this their blessing be, To talk like Doeg, and to write like thee.
Achitophel each rank, degree, and age, For various ends neglects not to engage; The wise and rich, for purse and counsel brought, The fools and beggars, for their number sought : Who yet not only on the town depends, For even in court the faction had its friends; 515 These thought the places they possess'd too small, And in their hearts wish'd court and king to fall : Whose names the muse disdaining, holds i' th' dark,
Thrust in the villain herd without a mark; With parasites and libel-spawning imps, Intriguing fops, dull jesters, and worse pimps. Disdain the rascal rabble to pursue,
Their set cabals are yet a viler crew;
See where involv'd in common smoke they sit : Some for our mirth, some for our satire fit: These gloomy, thoughtful, and on mischief bent, While those for mere good fellowship frequent The appointed club, can let sedition pass, Sense, nonsense, any thing to employ the glass; And who believe, in their dull honest hearts, 530 The rest talk treason but to show their parts; Who ne'er had wit or will for mischief yet, But pleas'd to be reputed of a set.
But in the sacred annals of our plot, Industrious Arod never be forgot: The labours of this midnight-magistrate May vie with Corah's to preserve the state. In search of arms he fail'd not to lay hold
534 But in the sacred annals of our plot,
Industrious Arod never be forgot]
Arod, Sir William Waller, son to him who had done so much service to the long parliament. He upheld the exclusion bill with all his might, and took every opportunity of showing his hatred to Popery, by seeking out and dispersing the Papists, when assembled to celebrate divine service in their way. To which, if he was not much misrepresented, he was stimulated rather in hopes of spoil, their altars being generally rich, than out of respect to his country, or love for religion. D.
On war's most powerful dangerous weapon, gold. And last, to take from Jebusites all odds, Their altars pillag'd, stole their very gods. Oft would he cry, when treasure he surpris'd, 'Tis Baalish gold in David's coin disguis'd. Which to his house with richer relics came, While lumber idols only fed the flame: For our wise rabble ne'er took pains to inquire, What 'twas he burnt, so 't made a rousing fire. With which our elder was enrich'd no more Than false Gehazi with the Syrian's store; So poor, that when our choosing-tribes were met, E'en for his stinking votes he ran in debt; For meat the wicked, and as authors think, The saints he chous'd for his electing drink; Thus every shift and subtle method past,
And all to be no Zaken at the last.
Now, rais'd on Tyre's sad ruins, Pharaoh's pride Soar'd high, his legions threat'ning far and wide;
555 all to be no Zaken at the last] At the choosing a new parliament in the beginning of the year 1679, Sir William had, to no purpose, endeavoured to get himself chosen into the house; and the publicans, who trusted him at this time in such entertainments as he ordered, found it difficult to get their money from him. D.
556 Now, rais'd on Tyre's sad ruins, Pharaoh's pride
The success of Lewis the XVIth's arms, particularly in Holland, rendered him formidable all over Europe; while England, who has it so much in her power to command respect, was scarcely regarded. Weakened by domestic dis
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