Biron. Things hid and barr'd, you mean, When I to feast expressly am forbid ; Or, having sworn too hard-a-keeping oath, King. These be the stops that hinder study Which, with pain purchas'd, doth inherit pain: At Christmas I no more desire a rose [shows; Biron. No, my good lord, I have sworn to And though I have for barbarism spoke more And bide the penance of each three years' Give me the paper,-let me read the same; from shame! Biron. A dangerous law against gentility! lies,[Reads.] "Item, If any man be seen to talk with a woman within the term of three years, he shall endure such public shame as the rest of the court can possibly devise."— This article, my liege, yourself must break; So, ere you find where light in darkness That will not be deep-searched with saucy Small have continual plodders ever won, Save base authority from others' books. Biron. The spring is near, when green Before the birds have any cause to sing? For well you know, here comes in embassy The French king's daughter with yourself to speak, A maid of grace and complete majesty,— About surrender up of Aquitain To her decrepit, sick, and bed-rid father: Or vainly comes th' admired princess hither. quite forgot. Biron. So study evermore is overshot : King. We must of force dispense with this [Subscribes. And he that breaks them in the least degree Stands in attainder of eternal shame : Suggestions are to others, as to me; King. Ay, that there is. Our court, you know, is haunted With a refined traveller of Spain; A man in all the world's new fashion planted, For interim to our studies, shall relate, Biron. Armado is a most illustrious wight, And, so to study, three years is but short. Enter Dull, with a letter, and Costard. Dall. Which is the duke's own person? Biron. This, fellow what wouldst ? Dull. I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his grace's tharborough: but I would see his own person in flesh and blood. Biron. This is he. Dall. Signior Arm-Arm-commends you. There's villainy abroad: this letter will tell you inore. [ing me. Cast. Sir, the contempts thereof are as touchKing. A letter from the magnificent Armado. Biron. How long soever the matter, I hope in God for high words. [grant us patience! Long. A high hope for a low heaven: God Biron. To hear, or forbear laughing? Long. To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately; or to forbear both. Biron. Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause to climb in the merriness. Cest. The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta. The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner. Biron. In what manner? [tion? Cost. It may be so; but if he say it is so, he is, in telling true, but so. King. Peace! Cost. -be to me, and every man that dares not fight. King. No words! Cost. of other men's secrets, I beseech you. King, [Reads.] "So it is, besieged with sable-coloured melancholy, I did commend the black oppressing humour to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to walk. The time when? About the sixth hour; when beasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down to that nourishment which is called supper; so much for the time when. Now for the ground which; which, I mean, I walked upon: it is ycleped thy park. Then for the place where; where, I mean, I did encounter that most obscene and preposterous event, that draweth from my snow-white pen the eboncoloured ink, which here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest: but to the place, where,-it standeth north-north-east and by east from the west corner of thy curious-knotted garden: there did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minnow of thy mirth,"- Cost. Me. King. [Reads.] "-that unlettered smallknowing soul,"Cost. Me. -"that shallow vessel," King. [Reads.] Cost. Still me. King. [Reads.] "which, as I remember, Cost. O, me. [hight Costard," King. [Reads.] "-sorted and consorted, contrary to thy established proclaimed edict and continent canon, with-with-O, with but with this I passion to say wherewith,"Cost. With a wench. King. [Reads.] "-with a child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman. Him Í (as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on) have sent to thee, to receive the meed of punishment, by thy sweet grace's officer, Antony Dull; a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and estimation." [Dull. "Don Adriano de Armado." Biron. This is not so well as I looked for, but the best that ever I heard. Cost. In manner and form following, sir; Dull. Me, an''t please you: I am Antony all those three: I was seen with her in the King. [Reads.] "For Jaquenetta, (so is the manor house, sitting with her upon the form, weaker vessel called, which I apprehended with and taken following her into the park; which, the aforesaid swain,) I keep her as a vessel of put together, is, in manner and form following. thy law's fury; and shall, at the least of thy Now, sir, for the manner, it is the manner of sweet notice, bring her to trial. Thine, in all a man to speak to a woman: for the form,-in compliments of devoted and heart-burning some form. Biron. For the following, sir? heat of duty, Cost. As it shall follow in my correction: and God defend the right! King, Will you hear this letter with attenBiron. As we would hear an oracle. Cost. Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh. King. [Reads.] Great deputy, the welkin's vice-regent, and sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's God, and body's fostering patron, Cost. Not a word of Costard yet. King. [Reads.] "So it is,-" King. Ay, the best for the worst.-But, sirrah, what say you to this? Cost. Sir, I confess the wench. King. Did you hear the proclamation? but little of the marking of it. King. It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment to be taken with a wench. Cost. I was taken with none, sir: I was taken with a damosel. King. Well, it was proclaimed damosel. Cost. This was no damosel neither, sir: she was a virgin. [claimed virgin. Arm. I do say thou art quick in answers: thou heatest my blood. Moth. I am answered, sir. King. It is so varied too; for it was pro--crosses love not him. Cost. If it were, I deny her virginity: I was taken with a maid. King. This maid will not serve your turn, sir. Cost. This maid will serve my turn, sir. King. Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast a week with bran and water. Cost. I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge. [keeper.King And Don Armado shall be your My lord Biron, see him delivered o'er :And go we, lords, to put in practice that Which each to other hath so strongly sworn. [Exeunt King, Longaville, and Dumain. Biron. I'll lay my head to any good man's hat, [scorn These oaths and laws will prove an idle Sirrah, come on. Cost. I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is, SCENE II.-Another part of the Park. Arm. Boy, what sign is it, when a man of great spirit grows melancholy? Moth. A great sign, sir, that he will look sad. Arm. Why, sadness is one and the selfsame thing, dear imp. Moth. No, no; O lord! sir, no. Arm. How canst thou part sadness and melancholy, my tender juvenal? Moth. By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior. Arm. Why tough senior? why tough senior? Moth. Why tender juvenal? why tender juvenal? Arm. I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton appertaining to thy young days, which we may nominate tender. Moth. And I, tough senior, as an appertinent title to your old time, which we may name tough. Arm. Pretty, and apt. Moth. How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt? Or I apt, and my saying pretty? Arm. Thou pretty, because little. Moth. Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt? Arm. And therefore apt, because quick. Moth. [Aside.] He speaks the mere contrary, Moth. How many is one thrice told? Moth. Then, I am sure, you know how much the gross sum of deuce-ace amounts to. Arm. It doth amount to one more than two. Moth. Which the base vulgar do call three. Arm. True. Moth. Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now, here's three studied, ere you'll thrice wink and how easy it is to put years to the word three, and study three years in two words, the dancing horse will tell you. Arm. A most fine figure! Moth. [Aside.] To prove you a cypher. Arm. I will hereupon confess I am in love: and as it is base for a soldier to love, so am I in love with a base wench. If drawing my sword against the humour of affection would deliver me from the reprobate thought of it, I would take desire prisoner, and ransom him to any French courtier for a new devised courtesy. I think scorn to sigh: methinks I should out-swear Cupid. Comfort me, boy: what great men have been in love? Moth. Hercules, master. Arm. Most sweet Hercules !-More authority, dear boy, name more; and, sweet my child, let them be men of good repute and carriage. Moth. Samson, master: he was a man of good carriage, great carriage,—for he carried the town-gates on his back like a porter: and he was in love. Arm. O well-knit Samson! strong-jointed Samson! I do excel thee in my rapier, as much as thou didst me in carrying gates. I am in love too :-who was Samson's love, my dear Moth? Moth. A woman, master. Arm. Tell me precisely of what complexion? Arm. Green, indeed, is the colour of lovers; but to have a love of that colour, methinks Samson had small reason for it. He surely affected her for her wit. Moth. It was so, sir, for she had a green wit. Arm. My love is most immaculate white Moth. No, sir; that were fast and loose; thou shalt to prison. Cost. Well, if ever I do see the merry days of desolation that I have seen, some shall seeMoth. What shall some see? Cost. Nay, nothing, master Moth, but what they look upon. It is not for prisoners to be too silent in their words; and therefore I will say nothing: I thank God I have as little patience as another man; and therefore I can be quiet. [Exeunt Moth and Costard. Arm. I do affect the very ground, which is base, where her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which is basest, doth tread. shall be forsworn, (which is a great argument of falsehood,) if I love and how can that be true love, which is falsely attempted? Love is a familiar; Love is a devil: there is no evil angel but Love. Yet was Samson so tempted, A dangerous rhyme, master, against the reason of white and red. and the Beggar? Arm. Is there not a ballad, boy, of the King Moth. The world was very guilty of such a ballad some three ages since: but, I think, and he had an excellent strength; yet was now 'tis not to be found; or, if it were, it Solomon so seduced, and he had a very good would neither serve for the writing nor the tune. wit. Cupid's butt-shaft is too hard for HerArm. I will have that subject newly writ cules' club; and therefore too much odds for o'er, that I may example my digression by a Spaniard's rapier. The first and second clause some mighty precedent. Boy, I do love that will not serve my turn; the passado he recountry girl, that I took in the park with the rational hind Costard: she deserves well. Moth. [Aside.] To be whipped; and yet a better love than my master. [love. Arm. Sing, boy; my spirit grows heavy in Moth. And that's great marvel, loving a light wench. Arm. I say, sing. Moth. Forbear till this company be past. Arm. I do betray myself with blushing.- Arm. I will visit thee at the lodge. Arm. I know where it is situate. [Maid. spects not, the duello he regards not: his dis- ACT II. SCENE I.-A part of the Park. A Pavilion and Tents at a distance. Enter the Princess of France, Rosaline, Maria, Katharine, Boyet, Lords, and other Attend[est spirits: ants. Boyet. Now, madam, summon up your dearConsider whom the king your father sends; To whom he sends; and what's his embassy: Yourself, held precious in the world's esteem, To parley with the sole inheritor Arm. I love thee. Of all perfections that a man may owe, Jaq. Lord, how wise you are! Cost. Well, sir, I hope, when I do it, I shall do it on a full stomach. Arm. Thou shalt be heavily punished. Cost. I am more bound to you than your fellows, for they are but lightly rewarded. Arm. Take away this villain; shut him up. Moth. Come, you transgressing slave; away! Cost. Let me not be pent up, sir: I will fast, being loose. Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight Prin. Good lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean, Needs not the painted flourish of your praise: ΙΟ Doth noise abroad, Navarre hath made a vow, Who are the votaries, my loving lords, Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir [ill; Of all that virtue love for virtue lov'd: Ros. Another of these students at that time [love, 1 Lord. Here comes Boyet. Prin. learnt, He rather means to lodge you in the field, Prin. "Fair," I give you back again; and Prin. I will be welcome, then an oath. I [thither. conduct me have sworn [sworn. he'll be for Prin. Our lady help my lord! Prin. Why, will shall break it; will, and wise, [ance. Where now his knowledge must prove ignorI hear your grace hath sworn-out house-keep'Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord, [ing: And sin to break it. But pardon me, I am too sudden-bold: King. Madam, I will, if suddenly I may. Ros. once? How needless was it, then, To ask the question! You must not be so quick. Ros. The hour that fools should ask. [mate |