Tabern Rhymes. From a fly sheet in a house at Mulbarton : THE LANDLORD'S KIND CAUTION TO HIS CUSTOMERS. Right welcome all who visit here, I'll treat you with good wholesome cheer, In porter brown, and good strong beer. I'm sure these lines can cause no sorrow, So pay to-day, I'll trust to-morrow. Or if I trust or money lend, The one he takes it in disdain, THE LANDLORD'S REQUEST. Written over a fireplace in a house near Mulbarton, Norfolk. All you that stand before the fire, To see you sit is my desire, Since man to man is so unjust, Lines over the fireplace at the "Maypole," Hainault Forest: Over the stable door were the following: Whoever smokes tobacco here, Shall forfeit sixpence to spend in beer; The following was seen in the parlour of a house at Rancton, Norfolk: Clerk At the "Bear Inn," in Devizes, the innkeeper's name in August, 1769, being WHATLEY, the following lines were found scratched on the wainscot of the principal room : Whilst snarling curs attack Sir Fletcher's fame, Sir Fletcher standing without fear or shame, Fix'd on his double Post, secure in air, Munching his bunch of grapes, and looking surly. Copy of a sheet of paper fastened to the window of a Publichouse, near "The Angel," Islington: Siste Viator! Novitas inandita. Scientiæque potûsque combinatio! Galvanic Shock Intra! Bibe! Suscipe! Solve !!! * Begin with the bottom word of the right-hand column and read upwards, treating the other columns in a similar way. Thomas Longfellow's face must have looked longer than usual when he saw the following lines over the mantleshelf in the coffeeroom of his Inn, the "Golden Lion," at Brecon : Tom Longfellow's name is most justly his due : Long before he's rubbed down, and much longer till fed; MORE YET. At a tavern one night, Messrs. Moore, Strange, and Wright The whole will agree, There's only one knave, and that's strange." "I'm sure there's one More, A most terrible knave and a bite, Who cheated his mother, His sister, and brother, "Oh yes,” replied More, "that is Wright." GLASS-WINDOW RHYMES. ON an Alehouse window some penniless bard, lacking a better patron, inscribed the following adulatory lines :— O Chalk to me, and to the poor, a friend, Near Harewood-bridge, on the line of road from Leeds to Harrogate, stood recently an interesting Elizabethan roadside Inn, in 1798. On an old pane of glass, in one of its stone-mullioned windows, were inscribed the following lines : Gaily I lived, as Ease and Nature taught, These were followed by an admonitory quatrain,— Ah! why forget that Death should think of thee, Then rouse up reason, view thy hast'ning end, Lines written on a window pane of the Hotel des Pays-Bas, Spa, Belgium :— 1793. I love but one, and only one, Ah Damon, thou art he; Love thou but one, and only one, And let that one be me. Lines written on a pane of glass in the "Globe" Inn, Dumfries, supposed to be by Burns : Whate'er you seek, be't ale or beer, Or whate'er fits your nob, At moderate fare you'll find it here, On another in the same handwriting,— Gin a body meet a body Coming thro' the grain, The thing's a body's ain. Epigram said to have been written on the window of an Inn, about the time of Her present Majesty's accession : "The Queen's with us, the Whigs exulting say, Inscriptions on Houses. OVER a house in Hexham,— C. D. 1683. J. D. Reason doth wonder, but Faith he tell can, That our bread is His body, and our drink is His blood, For Faith can see more than Reason doth know. A translation. If man's, 'tis not a moment sure. The Athenaeum. On the old School at Great Blencowe, Cumberland, Ye youths rejoice at this foundation, On old Buckingham House, on the front of it, Standard Hill House, on the highest ground in the parish of Ninfield, five miles from Battle, is so called from the tradition that William the Conqueror set up his standard on this spot, after the ever-memorable battle of Hastings. The following inscription appears in raised letters on the front of the building : God's providence is my inheritance. Except the Lord build the house they labour in vain that build it. Here we have (1659) no abidince. The story connected with this place is, that a former proprietor of the estate having taken offence at the conduct of his heir, determined to disinherit him. The son afterwards by a singular turn of fortune gaining possession, rebuilt the edifice, and put up the inscriptions above cited. Upon a house in Lawrencekirk, Kincardineshire, are these brief mementoes of sublunary hope and disappointment : 1814. I thought on better times, 1816. But worse came. Hornsea Church stands on an eminence at the eastern end, between the mere and the village. Its low square tower once bore a tall spire, on which it is said the builder had cut this inscription : Hornsea steeple, when I built thee, + Ten miles off Beverley, and ten miles off the sea. A Month in Yorkshire, by Walter White. |